Yawn


Yet another generic shallow slasher with nothing new to add.

And no doubt it won’t include nudity either.

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Nudity in slashers was a 70s & 80s thing. It experienced a mini revival in the 00s but has since gone the way of the dinosaur.

I no longer expect it. One of these days a movie will come along and unleash some big bouncing bosoms and I will fall to my knees and praise the lord for the return of the X factor that slasher movies have been missing this past 15 years.

#MakeSlashersSexyAgain

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Amen!

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Apparently it's more of a romantic comedy with a slasher element according to reviews than the trailers are leading on.

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For fucks sake...

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"Yet another generic shallow slasher with nothing new to add."

and that's just fine

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No it isn’t.

Show some imagination and creativity.

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"Show some imagination and creativity."

They actually did that anyway. I wasn't defending Heart Eyes for being generic, I was just saying I'm with with generic slashers.

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