Cookie: "Why is this playing? Ugh! Stop it! Shut up, Tiana!"
Luscious to Anika: "She's a Lyon. She knows when somebody's singing off-key."
Luscious: "B!tch you think that's funny"
Andre to hakeem: "You betta fallback boy"
These two lines had me rolling.
Lucious: chanting "Nam Myoho Renge Kyo" - in case no one remembers, this is the chant that Tina Turner recites in What's Love Got to Do With It. I just thought it was funny given the context of the scene.
shareGram: "..Y'all look like a bunch of exposed clowns.."
Lucious: "..I was a dinosaur from the Philistine era going around dropping these gargantuan turds all over the earth in a desperate attempt to remain relevant.."