Fight to the Death - Who wins?

Quite a few of the men are acting "all gorilla" on Empire.

Just for laughs: If Andre, Shyne, and Tariq were thrown into a cage and forced to fight to the ultimate beatdown (or death), who would emerge victorious?

My money's on the Wharton grad, lmao!


Okay, let's up the ante:

Seven-way catfight: Cookie, Tiana's Big-Afroed friend (IDK her name), Porsha, Becky, Chicken, Freda, and Nessa

Hmmm.

Porsha is a punk, so she would be taken out early by Nessa (by setting her on fire like that haute couture dress Tiana wore).

Chicken would then kick Nessa's ass with a spin-kick to the ribs.

Freda and Chicken. Hmmmm. Chicken again emerges victorious.

But then, Tiana's big-Afroed friend pulls a Ginsu blade out of her 'fro and slices Chicken up into tenders to fry up later!

Cookie sneaks up, breaks out some old-school Cellblock C moves, rips out tuffs of big-Afroed chick's hair and jams the afro kinky deep inside her throat, effectively smothering her. Coookie turns to face Becky, who....

...brains Cookie with a well-placed swing of her hefty "ham hock" left arm!

Becky emerges victorious!

Go, Becky, go Becky, it's your birthday, go Becky!!

LMAO!!!