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100 Things I Learned from See No Evil 2

posted 10 years ago by jedajuz
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Lets do this:

1. Phones must be locked in a safe with secret combo, even if you came here just for the party,
2. Morgue buildings are so big these days, takes 10min to get to the EXIT, but most people will get lost and think its a maze,
3. You dont have the keys from doors inside on of the buildings sectors you work at, but you sure have all the keys from all the random gates locks down the basement,
4. There is only one window in whole facility that opens(not fully), you cant also destroy any of the windows, must be made from steel,
5. When you go to save your crush's brother from insane huge psycho down the basement who wants to kill you, make sure you only take a flashlight and nothing else that you could use to defend yourself with,
6. Fat vampire looking guy gets the hot chick,
7. Michael Eklund looks like Ethan Hawke,

[–] patriciauwechia 10 years ago

8. You can't hear a 7 foot 300 pound man get into your itty bitty car

[–] patriciauwechia 10 years ago

9. There's no use in locking back the gates or doors because the killer is just gonna smash through them in 2.5 seconds

[–] beersandshots 10 years ago

10. The city morgue of Wherever-in-the-he11-they-were-ville keeps in it's inventory over 100 feet of chrome plated chain.

11. The city morgue of Wherever-in-the-he11-they-were-ville also performs mortuary services.

"In a time of universal deceit,
telling the truth is a revolutionary act."
George Orwell

[–] ns1crr 10 years ago

12. In modern cities it's vital that morgues are easily and quickly accessible for ambulances - this one for instance achieves that by being located on a patch of wasteland behind a metal car park barrier.

13. After having a pole driven through your eye and brain, and a long period of heart stoppage, you can be up and about almost immediately with no ill effects. Just make sure you apply a nursing pad to your eye socket.

14. It is also possible to survive having all your blood replaced by embalming fluid...

15. ...in fact it may also give you the ability to teleport.

[–] draftdubya-274-182961 10 years ago

I wanted to turn it off after seeing #11

[–] midwestdawg83 10 years ago

16. A kiss really DOES resurrect the dead.
17. Having sex with a bra on is "the thing" nowadays.
18. This movie would've been better had Kane been allowed to improvise and do promos.

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[–] cjware1974-535-342216 10 years ago

19. There are no security guards or police present since aa serial killer came to the place.

20. No gun or fire arm of any kind matter fact no weapon of any kind.

21. Kane can break down any door, gate, window or smash threw a wall.

22. You call your brother all kind of names, get him so worked up he actually fights when he dies you refuse to leave in the process getting yourself and would could have been your lover killed.

23. Kane sees the sin.

24. No one has more than one cell phone that they keep on there person or sneaked in going to a party.

25. Breath heavily and attempt to run because sure Kane won't get you or kill you.

26. You have Kane knocked out for the count with a weapon finally to make sure he is died do not use it just go to your car.

27. Kane can magically get up sneak into your car does not kill you when you first get to your car, he waits then after you open locked gate to pull out you notice the back car door open then he finally kills you.

28. No one has a flashlight except the one that is faulty.

29. Instead of attempting to hide any place run hard scream breathing heavily so Kane can be sure to hear you and find you.

30. Kane is not secured down to the table in any fashion so he can suddenly wake up kill people.

31. People in the ambulance will question do we really want to save him and say he is dead even though he clearly is not and of course they will not be held responsible because he went on a killing spree.

32. Kane apparently knows building than the people who have worked there.

[–] trenchcoatwizard 10 years ago

33 - Trying to claim that Kane is 7'0" tall is laughable - he's 6'7" at most.

[–] mr_smokymcpot 10 years ago

34. The killer has never met you and knows nothing about you but he knows what car you own.

35. Your boss doesn't allow you the keys to rooms on "this wing" but you somehow have all the keys to the dungeon-esque doors/locks in the basement.

36. After you've eluded the killer and treated your co-worker's injury it's always a good idea to flirt, share a kiss, have an emotional moment, and kiss again before trying to make your way out the window.

37. Tamara saw the first "See No Evil" because she knows information about the killer that only we do, such as his mother locked him in a cage as a boy.