Things i learned from watching lifetime.

1. Men are abusive monsters ( This idea was promoted more so during the early to mid 90's)

2. If your a woman and you allow another woman to move into your home for any reason, she will almost certainly steal your husband, turn your kids against you, and plot your death. ( think hand that rocks the cradle)

3. If a white suburban teenager starts listening to rap music, this is a sure sign that he/she is headed down the wrong path.

4. People of color don't exist, except as criminals, service workers, side-kicks, or members of a faceless rabble.

5. If your a pretty, white, demure, woman from the suburbs, you are in danger every second of your life. You will constantly be preyed upon by stalkers, abusive ex-husbands and scheming mistresses. Nowhere is safe! Wa ha ha ha!

6. Every domestic violence relationship involves a vicious thug of a man, who beats up his "mary Poppins" of a wife, for something silly like burning the toast, or not making the beds properly. The wife is never aggressive or violent at all.

7. Women under 30 are either vapid bimbos or evil seductresses who steal men away from their virtuous wives.

8. Most teenage boys are hyper-aggressive, emotionless, sex maniacs with rape constantly on their mind.

9. Most teenage girls are emotional cripples who are tortured by eating disorders, self-mutilation and bad relationships.

10. If a person in a movie is described as "The perfect wife, mother, friend etc. It is safe to assume that said person is anything but perfect. In fact, they are probably a psychopathic killer.

Feel free to add on.