Terrible Movie Misogyny in a Patriarchy Plagued World
If your 'lady' is upset and calls this film misogynistic, then you'd better put a tracking device in that wolf in sheep's clothing. Or a safer bet, throw a shovel and some duct tape in the trunk and take a one way trip to the mojave. Oh, don't worry, your ticket'll be round trip:)
*feminism=Inbredortryingrealhard
*i'm soo into politics. Once, at 16, I even got to ask a politician any question I wanted in front of a live audience on TV! I could stand up for any issue that sparked within me. Freedom, discriminatory jail sentencing, the economy. Here was the chance to finally have my voice heard. What issue did I bring up? How terrible it is that I don't have the option to Closehang. How dare you keep me in chains (not literally of course, only males should be put in a box for years on end for something as insignificant as drugs. Don't worry, cops don't search me. thats harrassment). At least by age 24 I look like I've been in prison for 10 years. or the Navy. Good thing I never have to know a damn thing about either.Being as heartfilled as I am, I still try to keep things balanced. And Equal.
It's my God given right to Closehang as often as I want, wiped clean with no written records, of course, just like a damp piece of metal sliding alongside a white towel. I'm kinda gettin' all freudiignited inside, just talking about it!
*I don't work bc these guys take care of me, like a lady should be. (ahh.. me and my boys-she thinks while sitting on a couch, 3 groveling male 'friends4ever' on either side. I've sure had to fight hard to keep other females away from them. Creepy saps, all they think about is sex. Oh.. is that my phone? I think my date is here... I wonder how much he'll pay me.. Wow, imagine if these saps knew where I went everytime I left here. Boy, it's hard being Independent. as least this time he's at least six foot (I'm 5'2) it'll feel like home. The home in my head anyways... speaking of which, I wonder what my step dad is up to? He seems so awkward and distant around me. I wonder why... he probably wants me. sicko.
"I'm kind of tired, guys, I'll see you tomorrow. Make sure you stay in and wait for me till I get back. One of these days, one of you might earn a chance with me, if you play your cards right :). Bye!"
I'm so good to those guys. What would they do without me. If they'd just learn some responsibility. I mean, shoot, with no experience whatsoever, I could walk into their employment and get the same job for a much higher pay. good thing they take care of me as good as I take care of them, so I don't have to worry about all that.
"Eww, don't be creepy. I don't hang out with other girls because all you guys would try and do is have sex with them. Seriously, don't be creepy. We all know I'm the only one here that can feel okay about wanting to have sex.Plus, girls are just like that. They need to have sex more than men do, or at least are the only ones deserving of it (save the lowest common denominator which will get it all day from me (I had a rough life, so this is why I exchange bodily fluids with the genetic nightmares of our species. Otherwise, what would I have to talk about when I came over in between gloryholes?)
You men just make no sense. and are just not my type... I just don't feel it like I would if you were 2 feet taller than me, or 200 pounds heavier. Freud, Hollywood and feminism taught me that its important to incorporate the vibe of ol' granddad when choosing a mate.
Hahaha! No, I don't mean his values, work ethic or keeping my family tree strong. S&^*, it's all going to heck anyway. We might as all do what we really want, right? Plus, if my decisions are so bad, how come you 5 eunic.... i mean guyfriends pity me when I make these ditsy mistakes?
My lower back tattoo itches... oh wait, the itch is lower than that... ah.. that's not my tattoo after all.
I would say I should've known better, but I already did know better. Guess I just did it anyway. Independence comes alongside Tough Decision making and responsibility, I suppose. Oops. Don't worry, it should clear up soon... and then nobody will know it came from me. :) :) <3 xoxoxox <3
btw this movie is beyond awesome. It's a no brainer that movies like this make Hollywood look like they have no idea what they're doing. Maybe its time to quit casting 50 year olds as high school students, and let some fresh *ahem* blood into the entertainment scene.
The only thing worse than a sore loser, is a 50 year old playing a high school student, not realizing they lost a loooongggg time ago.
Come on taco bell, even you should know better than this. It's not hard to find American directors, writers, actors, ect that actually have talent. and at a 3rd of the age. They may not have your *ahem* blood (I think I have something stuck in my throat), but trust me, they'll make this place a whole lot more fun. At the very least, don't be so lazy... but I suppose you have been serving taco bell for some time now...