A poem I wrote in 1992. "Oh, Hamburglar..."
You are a wonder creature.
A wonderful beast.
A man in disguise.
A creature like no other.
...
Oh, Hamburglar!
My mouth is great.
Your McFish sister is a whore.
And your grimace...I HATE!
I HATE YOU FOREVER! I bleed only hate because of you.
--Timmy B. Henderson. Miles City Montana. 1992. 2nd runner up in English class.