Cats
She feeds the damn cats pot roast and lets them grab it off of the counter? Can't let your cats do that otherwise they would be getting in to your food all of the time. Let alone leaving hair on the counter. It's a movie but I'm sure there are plenty of cat ladies/men that do this and worse.
My cat kept trying to sleep on my dining room table. I don't ever eat there but I still put a stop to that with a water bottle and yelling, lol. Just started watching the movie, about 20 minutes in. She is very odd coming out of no where with the useless facts.