If Natalia lived in my neighborhood
I would kick her through the goalposts and into the woods at the local park.
If the dad lived in my neighborhood, I’d shoot him with a tranquilizer gun and drop him off in the middle of the 2023 LPA Conference with a sign around his neck that says “flamboyant dad from that documentary about the dwarf girl that got re-aged and left to live at an apartment by herself with a $5.00 dollar bill and a sleeve of Oreos.”