Answer me some questions about this pile of pish. SPOILERS
What a let-down! Where was the script? Why did the characters keep doing stupid things that didn't make sense? Answer me these questions please:
Why did Renton come back? The script doesn't even try and give him a convincing reason.
Sickboy wants revenge on Renton. SO why did he tell Begbie that Rents was in Amsterdam?
Can you really transfer £100k into your bank account by forging a couple of signatures?
Why didn't the police come round to Begbie's house to look for him?
Why did Veronika tell Spud to write down his stories? When did he actually tell her any?
Are we really supposed to believe that Spud is now a literary giant?
DId Danny Boyle really direct this plodding turgid *beep*