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Like dipping your dick in vinegar.

posted 10 years ago by thecrossed
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As far as Westerns go "The Salvation" is quite good, however the tone and the unpleasant beginning made the whole experience of watching the film a bit like dipping your dick in vinegar.
Or maybe it's just me. 6.5/10

[–] deltsdog 10 years ago

agree- not a pleasant watch- because of the opening scenes- but I was unable to stop watching(full attention span)- short run time also worked IMO- your rating of the 6.5 is DEAD on- that's exactly where I have it also

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[–] HernanGB 10 years ago

Is that an expression or are you quoting Boyle?

[–] thecrossed 10 years ago

It's an old wives cure for Genital warts. No, I haven't tried it.

[–] writinman2004 10 years ago

Then how would you know what it's like?

[–] primarilycritical 9 years ago

Because it's better then a kick in the ass with a frozen mukluk. :)

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[–] serious203 10 years ago

I've never dipped my todger in vinegar, does it sting?
I might give it a try. .

[–] m_wonderful 9 years ago

I agree. Mikklesen, Eva Green, and Jeffrey Dean Morgan put in amazing performances here.

But, it is such a hard movie to watch. The scenes with his wife and son on the stagecoach and after they are found, the jerk sheriff giving him up, the brother being dragged dead, that poor old woman being shot right in front of her grandson, The Princess' constantly being treated like trash....yikes!

But, there is just something about Jensen getting his revenge and The Princess' final salvation that kept me watching.

[–] Zed-R-Seven 9 years ago

m_wonderful - dunno if you can edit your post, but you may want to add a 'Spoiler Alert' notice in there somewhere. You know, before you give away the whole movie.

[–] Kyumonryu 8 years ago

Too late...

...but they hung him anyway.
Hanged, Ami. Your father was not a tapestry.

[–] dakoko 9 years ago

I have no idea what you wrote after "like dipping your dick in vinegar", I'm still trying to process that...

[–] Captain_Augustus_McCrae 9 years ago

"Like dipping your dick in vinegar."
I'll just have to take your word for that, lacking your experience.

"It ain't dying I'm talking about, it's LIVING!"
Captain Augustus McCrae

[–] chilone (18328) 5 years ago

I like vinegar. ;)

[–] HarlemEagle42 (18430) 2 years ago

Or maybe it just wasn't good.