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Why not just hire an international assassin to whack Pablo?


Obviously normal laws don't work on a guy that rich in a country that poor. For $10 mil or so the guy could have snatched one of Pablo's goons and tortured him for Pablo's whereabouts then bombed or sniped Pablo. I would have done Pablo's wife and kids then smoked him for being dumb enough to show up at their funeral. I'd pop out of a coffin like "surprise, muthafvcka!"


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You've seen too many movies where this is portrayed as easy. How, exactly, is some 'international assassin' going to find and kidnap 'one of Pablo's goons'?

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The same way the cops do in episode 1 of season 2. Go to the brothel and nab him. Then torture him for days. Then after he's spilled the beans, torture him some more until his body gives up. Then defibrillate him and kill him again. Leave his body a bloody mess then watch his mama cry when she see his corpse. Then laugh heartily. Rinse. Repeat. These South American peasants are certainly evil and vicious but they are neither smart nor educated. They are playing the game with 85 IQs and third grade educations. Which always gives folks like me an edge.


"I like simple pleasures like butter in my ass and lollipops in my mouth." - Floyd Gondolli

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Folks like you? They'd ice you and your vast IQ a couple of hours after you arrive in-country.



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I wouldn't fly in commercial lol. I'd scuba in or parachute or chopper in. International assassin, remember? At the end of the day, they did exactly what I would have immediately advised and hunted Pablo down like a dog and smoked him with multiple high-velocity rounds to his smelly campecino noggin.


"I like simple pleasures like butter in my ass and lollipops in my mouth." - Floyd Gondolli

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Most assassins are not special trained gung-ho uber killers. They're usually ordinary thugs or criminals who kill people in asymmetric / unfair means of advantage. Ie: killing people who aren't expecting it, close-range, ill-equipped, ill-trained, etc.

You're better off hiring a rogue Special Ops soldier, operating independently from chain of command, than some assassin.

It's quality over quantity. I'd rather have a Punisher / Frank Castle type with a zero kill count do the hit than an assassin who's notorious for hundreds of deaths.

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Gawd - another one who's watched one too many Rambo movies...


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Which is why I carefully made the distinction INTERNATIONAL assassin. Not some mook who shoots a cooperating witness in the back of the head while he's taking a leak at the titty bar; a military commando with hundreds of confirmed kills that multinational corporations hire to smoke dictators who won't play ball and erase African villages from maps. You could say "but that's a mercenary" but really the difference is a matter of scale or academic at best. A killer's killer. A manager of other killer's killers. A wetworks boy from way back. An operator. A demonic killer from the bowels of hell. And you had better believe such guys exist in the real world.


"I like simple pleasures like butter in my ass and lollipops in my mouth." - Floyd Gondolli

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There are no international assassins. And the two are totally unrelated concepts.

Mercenaries are legal bound by contract and the geopolitical relativism of where they operate. Assassins are just Murderers operating outside of the law. Mercenaries usually work within the law. Although you may have ambiguity of their nature that may hold ambivalence to the law system; they are no way hitmen or murderers by the courts.

Mercenaries are at the whims of private diplomacy. Assassins are at the whims of criminality.



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...make that one hour.

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They did hire an international assassin. He just couldn't get the job done because life isn't a movie.

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Well they hired domestic assassin's, there was no way Pablo was going to survive capture by the Search Bloc.

As for threatening his family for leverage, that's what Las Pepes was trying to do.

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You make it sound easy. Assassins like to get paid, they like to spend that money. They can't do that if they are dead. There was a massive bounty on information that could aid in capturing Pablo, I'm sure there was also a bounty on his head due to all the people he pissed off. That is pretty much inviting assassins to kill him or at the very least research him and interrogate his lackeys.
The beauty of money is you can buy people with high IQs from all over the world to think for you. I'm sure he had plenty of strategists under his control.

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I read a book by an ex- SAS sergeant major. I can't remember the name of hit now. But after he retired he was recruited as a mercenary to help put together a force capable of carrying out a raid on Escobar- or one of his major hideouts.

They trained and trained for it. They built a mock-up compound and assaulted it many times and used up lots of explosives and bullets training. In the end, they were never given the go for it.

That SAS dude had his own interesting story- he wound up in South Africa fighting in their army and then went to Rhodesia to fight against Mugabe and other communists. He had a pretty wild military career.

The Escobar thing was a big let down from his perspective but you got the sense that he was never far enough up the food chain to understand why the mission was scrubbed in the end.

At any rate, I think it would have taken a trained force, like that, or like Search Bloc or Los Pepes to actually take Escobar down. I don't think one dude could get close enough to do it.

You'd have to have intel to do it. Really good intel on where Escobar would be and exactly when he would be there in order to do it on the street. And if the locals saw you snooping around, somebody is going to say something. Who to trust?

But if you don't do it on the street, you're going to have to get close to him in one of his compounds. One guy isn't going to do that. Not even a small team could reliably do that. You'd just be wasting a Special Forces team to send them into a situation like that.

The US government couldn't even kill Fidel Castro.

And they couldn't get bin Laden for years and when they finally did, he was hiding in a house with minimal fighting capability.

It's just not as easy to get to someone who knows your coming and has money to protect themselves as it might look in a film.

Even right-winger survivalist families can hold out against the Feds for a pretty good while with just a few rifles.

For a guy surrounded by layers of security...

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I agree OP, an international assassin could've taken Escobar out easily.

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Much more easy would be to the stupid police and DEA to simply follow the hundred of goons of Pablo or plant locator devices in their cars to find his hideouts. Or just guard the back roads of the prison or the house they foolishly invade and let him escape several times. The show displayed several times the DEA confronting his goons instead of just following them.

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Ummm? Didn't they try this?? Tortured several guys to get to Pablo and/or his whereabouts? Like, Gustavo? His cousin? Seemed to me that those closest to him were loyal and would literally die before being a rat. Plus, it also seemed like you're dead either way. They find out you just look at a DEA you're dead! Paranoia will make you do effed up stuff! Make smart decisions and you're still effed.

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