Where does a cyclop go to get tattoos ?

Probably does it to themselves, you know sort of tribal thing.

I clicked on this thinking it was a joke and hoping to see a punchline!

It's too cerebral! We're trying to make a movie here, not a film!

Ha! I missed this thread. It's another item to add to my list of things that break the suspension of disbelief. When you really start thinking about this show it really falls apart. Where do the cyclops go to get their tattoos? Hercules as an out of shape coward? Maybe when he is in his 70's or something... but at prime I just can't imagine Hercules being like that though it does kind of make more sense why he'd be living with another weakling... but not as much sense that these two people survive battle after battle while real warriors die left and right around them.

Some guys get prison tats, he gets cave tats, you know, from other cave inmates.
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