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Question: If there's such a thing as a GILF, does Adora qualify as one?

posted 6 years ago by Jehosaphet (1063)
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Answer: Yes. Yes she does.
I'm not talking about lurking the arthritis aisle at Ride-Aid in trying to bag her, but if someone was pointing a gun at my head (BB gun, slingshot, thick rubber-band etc) in demanding I have sex with an elderly woman, I couldn't think of a better candidate for it.

Women have Sean Connery, Harrison Ford, Clooney etc but us guys? I think this whatsername actress is about the best shot we got for fantasizing about elderly intercourse. Are there many others, really?

Which elderly actress would you sleep with? Lights on or off? Would you mind her Shitzu watching or would you want it out in the hall?

[–] R_Kane (15828) 6 years ago

Helen Mirren

Until the day she died, Sophia Loren

I don’t think any woman wants Harrison Ford, and I don’t think that Clooney is 65 or over (assuming the G in your acronym GILF stands for “geriatric,” as opposed to the M in MILF that stands for “mother[s];” but I bet there are women who, to this day, would crawl into his casket with Paul Newman and jump his bone, I mean, bones.

[–] Jehosaphet (1063) 6 years ago

Oh man, good one, forgot all about Helen Mirren. She's got a beautiful smile, right? She just sparkles.

You're right, Clooney is only 57...not exactly geriatric, but...he's getting there.
Paul Newman...yep lol
Robert Redford...oh, Richard Gere, probably. Women have a few to pick from.

Uh..Jessica Lange. She's reaching the tipping point, but definitely still in the game.

[–] nightowl (77) 6 years ago

Well, you still have a chance with Sophia Loren, since she isn't dead.

[–] exatera (3966) 6 years ago

Uhm... Sophia Loren is still alive.

And G stands for grandmother.

[–] AvoidFilmboards (7) 6 years ago

i never found patricia clarkson attractive even when she was young, so definitely no. and at 58 i'd hardly call her 'elderly'.

[–] Information-Police (4896) 2 years ago

Patricia Clarkson had long been a gorgeous, sexy woman.