1. Never put dreadlocks on Morgan Freeman
We need to take back the movies.
Please pitch in with your hollywood rules.
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2. An Irish accent must be spoken by an Irish actor or at least someone who has actually heard Irish people speak in real life. Watching Leprechauns or D'arby 'O Gill and the Little People doesn't count.
shareIt's Morgan fracking Freeman, he can do what ever the frack he wants.
shareEviscerate like 99% of all the directors, and use their guts to hang like 99% of all the screenwriters.
Put Michael Bay's head on a pike and position it in front of Mann's Chinese Theatre to act as a lesson to others.
Place Hemsworth brothers at the bottom of the Marianas Trench.
That's a good start, methinks.
Michael Bay is a better director that you give him credit for.
Now, if we are speaking about mumblecore hipsters and the Apatow dude, you are into something.
Don't shoe horn in some lame romance if it wasn't in the original.
shareI thought the #1 rule was:
Make Morgan Freeman the voice of reason and the smartest person in the movie.
That is correct. But they broke that rule and went rouge with silly insanity.
So these are triage rules to establish boundaries, preventing future mindless behavior.
If Charlton Heston and Stephen Boyd are not available to film the chariot scene, THEN DON'T DO IT!!!
Laugh while you can, Monkey Boy!
Horror Films Rule No. 1:
1. A horror film cannot have a happy ending.
Temporary Law:
No more ghost stories until further notice. (Since the creators of films seemingly have little idea of what makes a believable story, yet continue to saturate the genre with their failures, and since they have also failed to recognize and release on DVD all of the few good ghost stories, like for instance 'The Haunting of Julia' [1977]... then they obviously have completely abandoned the idea of fusing art into the business)
Good one.
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