Ann Frank...
...would have been so happy to know that her life actually amounted to something. If she had escaped that pesky concentration camp, maybe she would be aware of the great honour bestowed on her by the world's foremost musician, that of being considered a "Belieber". But not only that, she would've been thrilled that the attic in which she and her family hid in abject fear for years before being dragged away by the Nazis was used for a pivotal scene in such a neat movie. I know if I was her, nothing would please me more than to witness two of today's hottest new stars getting a round of applause for snogging in front of a wall plastered with pictures of me and my dead family.
I also think, had she survived, this film would have helped her put her experiences into perspective. Yes, as a 15 year-old she witnessed horrors we could never imagine, had to accept her father was murdered and most likely died of typhus, but at least she never had to drag an oxygen cylinder up three flights of stairs. That's real suffering.
What with Bieber and now this, that girl we forgot about who wrote that quirky little diary has truly been put on the map.