Some Aubrey Plaza trivia


"Safety Not Guaranteed" was a Borat-style mockumentary, Mark Duplass staged the whole thing so she thought it was real until post. She was arrested last week for trying to cut off Will.I.Am's hair so she could get his magic slow-walking power. I saw an interview where Peter Travers was coming on to her, suggesting she is either open to strap-on anal play or a pre-op transvestite. She's been tweeting non-stop about how she was supposed to be Mark Whalberg's daughter in "Transformers: Age of Extinction" but got fired in pre-production due to an incident at a reading where she persistently tried to lick Stanley Tucci's bald head, claiming it would get her high like licking the back of a toad. She raped Michael Cera three times on the set of "Scott Pilgrim Vs. the World", two times dressed as Milhouse and one time dressed as the director, Edgar Wright. Edgar Wright confirmed this in an interview with Jimmy Kimmel, saying it's what led him to slap her at the Nickelodeon Kid's Choice Awards.

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If the font can be made small enough, your post should get chiseled into her Hollywood Star on the Walk of Fame, word-for-word, which is due to be unveiled sometime in August.


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Magic slow-walking power...strap-on anal play...tweeting...was supposed to be Mark Whalberg's daughter in "Transformers: Age of Extinction"...raped Michael Cera three times...two times dressed as Milhouse...at the Nickelodeon Kid's Choice Awards.


There, that's the abbreviated Walk of Fame version :)

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