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Which is your favorite Star Wars Project?

1. The Last Jedi
2. The Force Awakens
3. Rogue One

@1

Haven't seen Rogue One ,but I did like the idea of the mind connection .
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Who is your favorite Star Wars director?

1. Rian Johnson
2. Gareth Edwards
3. JJ Abrams

@1

I thought the fight scene was well filmed , specially Kylo and Rey swirling around in slow motion and fighting back to back against Snoke's Praetorian guards.
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Who is the most compelling new Star Wars character?

1. Rose Tico
2. Finn
3. Holdo

@None of these three are compelling.

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Which is your favorite Star Wars fan film?
1. The Force Awakens
2. The Last Jedi
3. Rogue One

@.The Last Jedi despite all its shortcomings
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Favorite non-Star Wars film by a Star Wars fan filmmaker?

1. Star Trek: Into Darkness
2. Looper
3.Godzilla

@1.....Haven't seen Looper or Godzilla and ST: Into Darkness is full of illogical moments but JJAbrams can produce some (senseless yet ) sensational set pieces...eg. when the Enterprise rises out of the water.
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Finish these sentences:
1. Poe is the biggest _____@fuck up.
2. MaRey Sue is a____@pain in the butt.
3. Rose Tico smells like a____@PC choice.
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Fill in the blanks:
1. Rian Johnson _IS_ a big _FART.

2. JJ Abrams is one of the biggest _OVERRATED __ Filmmakers of all time.

3. Gareth Edwards polishes erect_SELF IMAGES____at midnight.

Bonus: Captain Phasma sounds like a woman and dies like a ___SISSY.
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Which is your favorite Star Wars plot thread.
1. Finn and Rose go on a road to nowhere.

2. Luke drinks Sea Cow Milk and dissipates like a giant fart.

3. Rey has the Force, needs no training, never loses, tries to turn Kylo Ren for no reason because he is nothing to her.

I enjoy tormented characters so I'll tick number 3.

Looking forward to your replies.

Which is your favorite Star Wars Project?
1. The Last Jedi
2. The Force Awakens
3. Rogue One

#Jedi Rocks

Who is your favorite Star Wars director?
1. Rian Johnson
2. Gareth Edwards
3. JJ Abrams

#none


Who is the most compelling new Star Wars character?
1. Rose Tico
2. Finn
3. Holdo

#Rose

Which is your favorite Star Wars fan film?
1. The Force Awakens
2. The Last Jedi
3. Rogue One

#Rogue One

Favorite non-Star Wars film by a Star Wars fan filmmaker?
1. Star Trek: Into Darkness
2. Looper
3.Godzilla

#Pooper

Finish these sentences:
1. Poe is the biggest Mac
2. MaRey Sue is a blockhead
3. Rose Tico smells like a team spirit

Fill in the blanks:
1. Rian Johnson sucks a big time.
2. JJ Abrams is one of the biggest cheeseburger Filmmaker of all time.
3. Gareth Edwards polishes erect dwarves at midnight.
Bonus: Captain Phasma sound like a women and dies like a burrito.

Which if your favorite Star Wars plot thread.
1. Finn and Rose go on a road to nowhere.
2. Luke drinks Sea Cow Milk and dissipates like a giant fart.
3. Rey has the Force, needs no training, never loses, tries to turn Kylo Ren for no reason because he is nothing to her.

#none

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Project?
The Force Awakens

Director?
JJ

Character?
Finn

Film?
The Force Awakens

Non-Star Wars?
Star Trek

Poe is the biggest idiot
MaRey Sue is charming
Rose smells like an awful actress

Rian is a big fool
Jj is one of the biggest overrated filmakers
Gareth polishes imaginary trophies
Capt dies like a maniac

Plot:
Rey

Which is your favorite Star Wars Project?
1. The Last Jedi
2. The Force Awakens
3. Rogue One

***My answer: Fuck all three

Who is your favorite Star Wars director?
1. Rian Johnson
2. Gareth Edwards
3. JJ Abrams

***My answer: Fuck all three

Who is the most compelling new Star Wars character?
1. Rose Tico
2. Finn
3. Holdo

***My answer: Fuck all three

Which is your favorite Star Wars fan film?
1. The Force Awakens
2. The Last Jedi
3. Rogue One

***My answer: Fuck all three

Favorite non-Star Wars film by a Star Wars fan filmmaker?
1. Star Trek: Into Darkness
2. Looper
3.Godzilla

***My answer: 3. Godzilla

Finish these sentences:
1. Poe is the biggest...Tolerable new character while the others SUCK.
2. MaRey Sue is a...Piece of sh!t character played by a rather nice girl in real life.
3. Rose Tico smells like a...Wookie fart.

Fill in the blanks:
1. Rian Johnson had a big Johnson...in his dreams.
2. JJ Abrams is one of the biggest overrated Filmmaker of all time.
3. Gareth Edwards polishes erect Rain Johnson at midnight.
Bonus: Captain Phasma sound like a women and dies like a b!tch.

Which if your favorite Star Wars plot thread.
1. Finn and Rose go on a road to nowhere.
2. Luke drinks Sea Cow Milk and dissipates like a giant fart.
3. Rey has the Force, needs no training, never loses, tries to turn Kylo Ren for no reason because he is nothing to her.

***My answer: Fuck all three.

favorite Star Wars Project?
2. The Force Awakens

favorite Star Wars director?
3. JJ Abrams

compelling new Star Wars character?
2. Finn

favorite Star Wars fan film?
2. The Last Jedi

Favorite non-Star Wars film by a Star Wars fan filmmaker?
1. Star Trek: Into Darkness

Finish these sentences:
1. Poe is the biggest...undisciplined turd
2. MaRey Sue is a...poorly conceived character due to Johnson ruining her background story.
3. Rose Tico smells like a...unnecessary character

Fill in the blanks:
1. Rian Johnson THE NO TALENT IS a big HACK.
2. JJ Abrams is on of the biggest REBOOT Filmmaker of all time.
3. Gareth Edwards polishes erect HIS EMPIRE AWARD at midnight.
Bonus: Captain Phasma sound like a women and dies like a LOSER.

favorite Star Wars plot thread.
2. Luke drinks Sea Cow Milk and dissipates like a giant fart.

Which is your favorite Star Wars Project?
5. The Empire Strikes Back


Who is your favorite Star Wars director?
5. Irvin Kershner


Who is the most compelling new Star Wars character?
That evil, imperial version of BB-8.


Which is your favorite Star Wars fan film?
Troops (It's a parody of the Cops show -- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LvswNDAAZCU )


Favorite non-Star Wars film by a Star Wars fan filmmaker?
3.Godzilla


Finish these sentences:
1. Poe is the biggest... loser?
2. MaRey Sue is a... terrible character
3. Rose Tico smells like a... potsticker


Fill in the blanks:
1. Rian Johnson snorts a big bag of cocaine.
2. JJ Abrams is one of the biggest ***This answer covered in LENSFLARE*** Filmmaker of all time.
3. Gareth Edwards polishes erect donkey dongs at midnight.
Bonus: Captain Phasma sounds like a woman and dies like a forgotten plot device.


Which is your favorite Star Wars plot thread?
"I'm Mary Poppins, y'all!"