Knock Knock
JJ Abrams - "Knock knock"
The audience - "Who's there?"
JJ Abrams -
Ryan Johnson - "...er...hmm...let's see now... ok: 'Who's there?'
The audience - "Who's there who?"
Ryan Johnson - (Smugly) "Exactly"
Critics - *Gasps!* "86%"! "Better than Empire"!
Everyone else with a fucking brain - "You are all cunts"