Jar Jar Binks A Star Wars Story.


Would you watch it?

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Bink to the Future!

And no. Unless I heard good things.

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Only if they finally admit he was the Sith lord who was a key to all of that.

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Only if he stops lisping and spitting when he's not trying to convince the Jedi he's a good-natured idiot!

Sith have to be cool, you know? He'd have to talk like Jeremy Irons when he's being his true self and not playing the spluttering fool, or he'd be as unbearable to watch as ever.

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Me'sa, fucked up the Republic.

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"Me'sa sthlthsthlaughter the Jedi and dey aaaaallll gone!"

Eurgh, imagine how he'd pronounce "Order 66"!

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"Oyder sithysith"

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The Jedi would still be alive and well if JarJar had to say "order 66".

Jar Jar: "Hay'sa Suri, orsa sigsey sigsey"
Siri: "I don't see Oasis in your music collection."

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Not enough flying saliva, dude!

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Surely you jest.


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