Really The Worst Star Wars Film?
Fan boys are pissed
shareThe Fan Boys are LOSERS
shareIt was really, really bad, like 1/10 bad, but I can't say that it was worse than The Force Awakens, the acting was actually pretty decent, John Williams is back and his score was top notch, but that's all the good things I can say. The story is still an absolute mess, the characters are idiots and there are way too many plot holes, like purple hair woman somehow kamikazing the entire First Order fleet, WTF? And please tell me I missed something but did Leia breathe in outer space?
shareIn what way is the story a mess? The purple haired woman going to light speed into snokes ship isnt a plot hole. What else do think would happen going to lightspeed in the direction of a giant space ship? No, leia did not breath in space. Why would you think that?
shareAnd yet Finn and Rose are like the only characters to survive, plot convenience. She took out like half the First Order fleet yet was kind enough to keep Finn, BB8 and Rose alive for the sake of the plot.
And then what happens, the First Order starts blasting away the smaller ships on their way to the mining planet. Seems like they should have listened to Poe
Eh, what the fuck are you talking about? Phasma and her troopers survived as well. There was a massive rip across one side of the ship. What else would happen with a ship going to light speed into another ship? You know like a bullet being fired from a gun?
And then what happens? No, the blasting had already happened. Thats why the purple haired lady rammed snokes ship. Were you having a stroke while watching this?
Like every storm trooper in the hanger was killed except the characters who were important to the plot. That is lazy writing at it's worst. Why didn't the First Order have a shield up? If they did her ship would have blown up before even making a dent in it. And her plan ended up being the most idiotic idea ever because the ships that escaped started getting blown up on their way to the mining planet. The characters were morons.
shareThey aint fanboys, they are losers looking for shit to nitpick. Yes the movie isnt perfect, but jesus fucking christ these idiots act like johnson slept with their wives.
shareThese aren't nitpicks, these are legitimate flaws in the writing. The Last Jedi was a complete mess from beginning to end.
shareOh stuff it, idiot.
shareConsidering the dog shit youve posted so far, I dont think so. At least others have posted actual problems. You seem to be just butthurt your crush, poe, wasnt in charge.
shareOh I hate Poe as a character, it was just stupid for Leia to taze him because she apparently had a better idea and then her idea ended up falling flat on its stupid face.
shareYes, how fucking stupid of her to take back control of her ship from mutineer.
shareI'm blaming Disney they are the ones who wrote this pile of donkey sh!t. If they were going to go somewhere with that plot point then I would have been fine with it but her plan ended up getting innocent people killed.
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shareAgain you show a complete inability to defend your movie. Told you it sucked.
shareDefend what? That you dont know how story and plot works you fucking muppet? Youre as bad as those retards that get all pissy at "evil" characters on soaps. Bet if you ever met laura dern youd throw your shit at her for getting all those innocent people killed lol
shareLOL anyone who has a basic understanding of story telling would recognize what a pathetic piece of dogsh!t The Last Jedi is. The fact that you actually like it says a lot about your intelligence or should I say lack of intelligence.
shareNever said I liked it. Im just pointing out that you are a fucking retard.
shareOK first of all I am an educator and I teach many students who do have special needs, please don't use the word "retard" because not only is it demeaning but all of the special needs students I have taught are far more capable of forming a logical thought than you are.
shareRetard. I call you a retard, because that what you are.
shareOh, so I can call you a moron then. Thanks for clarifying it.
shareI’m guessing you didn’t read the utter dog shit he wrote then? Too busy trying to moan about a stupid fucking movie to recognise a utter stupidity. You really are a winner.
shareI read everything he and yourself wrote. That's why I bothered to reply.
shareThe you’re a dumb fuck as well. What kind of fucking morom thinks the characters in the plot are badly written because they didn’t know what other characters were doing???? You to a pair real fucking dipshits. And I ain’t wasting anymore fucking time with the brain dead. You’re blocked, bitch.
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