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To all those comparing this to Heathers


Please stop. Inserting the word bitch at the end of every line does not make this hip or witty, just tactlessly awkward, brainless screenwriting. Say what you like about Jennifer's Body, but at least Diablo Cody had a competent enough understanding of her influences, both horror and black comedy, to know how to utilize them satirically. Lucky Mckee should have stopped writing after May. His teenage characters are written so insanely unrealistically, that I have to wonder if he spent his teen years in complete isolation, simulating a social life via basic cable and internet porn.

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Heathers is overrated anyways.

And I don't think this film was going for realism. And Heathers isn't exactly the most realistic film about teen life, so I'm not sure why you're complaining that MCKEE'S teenage characters are written unrealistically.

This is gonna *beep* do for him what "Jade" did for David Caruso.

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this is a mix of CRAFT+JAWBREAKER! Heather was just OK. this movie tops it

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"Heathers" is better, but it's a very different movie. This IS a lot like "Jennifer's Body", but if you're going to complain about ridiculous "teen speak", I don't how you can turn around and PRAISE Diablo Cody. Real teens can be pretty dumb and might parrot white-wannabe-ghetto slang about "bitches" and "dawgs", but they definitely DON'T speak in Diablo Cody's precocious, highly contrived dialogue. If you're trying to satirize somebody, do you really want to make them look MORE clever than they really are?

Also, Cody may have unaccountably won an Academy Award, but her forays into horror movies have been pretty disastrous, while Lucky McKee is (literally) a "master of horror". Cody should stick to "Juno"-type movies (or stripping, some would say). The girls in this are actually pretty much all more talented than Megan Fox (not that that is much of an accomplishment), and they actually show off their bodies. I think "Jennifer's Body" has a more cohesive plot and it has Amanda Seyfried (even if she's preposterously cast as a homely, gawky girl), but it's hardly a better movie than this.

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Every time I hear some jäckäŝŝ refer to themselves as a 'dawg' I'm sorely tempted to hit them with a stun gun and then break out an elastrator. Because Bob Barker is right, don't you know.

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I respect that you personally found Heathers to be be overrated, but when you consider when it was made, and the kind of demographic it would have been marketed to, I think it probably was one of the best social satires of its time.

As for the comparisons to this film...I don't see even a slight parallel.

Heathers was a somewhat surrealistic high-school flick (with action elements), that both satirized the hamfistted and misguided approaches to suicide prevention, the profound lack of insight that could allow a murder to be mistaken for a suicide, and how willing the public are to accept a mass horror perpetrated by the American teen (a good decade before the Columbine shootings, and several decades before people started putting together the inconsistencies in that event).

Oh and sorry for straying into the conspiratorial there, but some of these mass shotting incidence are worth looking into. I don't always know where the truth lies, so I simply file them under "Shenanigans" to denote that the official narrative and the evidence appear to be at odds. However, I digress...

Anyhow...this is story with no clear social agenda beyond exploring retribution against a sociopathic Terry, love triangles that include sisters...and another that include lesbians from different social cliques...

Then there's a supernatural plot in which these elements play out.

Yep...Other than having a sociopath in a main role, there really no resemblance to Heathers...and heck..."J.D's" sociopathic tendencies are revealed in a piecemeal fashion, whereas in All Cheerleaders Die you can tell that Terry is a sociopath quite early (or at least suspect as much, which is just reinforced as the film progresses)...and he's a character you never once put any emotional investment in.

Anyhow, there are really people making this comparison? Have they been drug tested?

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