The scene with the African guys - most laughable scene ever??
I havent yet finished this film but I had to stop it at this point to contain my self from bellowing out huge ammounts of derisory laughter at what I just saw. The first one (which I saw over a year ago, took me this long to bother with this one), also had quite a few cringe-worthy moments, but nothing as bad as this..I'm still incredulous at what I witnessed lol...
Anyway, so she (and correct me if you think I'm being at all facetious or whatever here but I really don't think I am being).. she happens to see some black dudes outside her house who arent doing anything except stand there and talk and randomly decides to wanting to have sex with one of them as it will surely get her thingy going again (lol - although this is only one of a whole multitude of lols), the fact that he couldnt speak English being her primary point(uh...lol?), and apparently she had prior knowledge that he didnt speak any English (despite being IN ENGLAND lol). so she's able to get a translator of African dialects to come over to her place in time to catch them before they leave(they do grow on trees after all lol), and Hey! wouldnt you know it he happens to know the dialect that they speak out of surely thousands of African dialects and she gets him to ask them if they wanna have sex with her....
Ok then. So far, not at all far-fetching (lol).
So she goes to meet them in a hotel room, not at all fearing for her life or anything, going to meet random guy/guys in random hotel room is something I do all the time, it'll be fine (lol), and they start pounding away - she looks like shes really enjoying it doesnt she??(lol, yeah), but then they stop suddenly, she leaves without any care whatsoever from the two big black guys who just let her stroll out after about 10 seconds, and uh... she somehow knows the reason as to why they stopped.. and its because they can feel each other through her 'tissue'... LOOOL😂😂😂😂😂
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Run that by me one more time?? THATS the reason why they stop after these two brothers get nekid and horny in front of one another no probs, share a hole each for a while, and they stopped because of that reason LMFAO... and how exactly did she get this imformation?? Are we to assume she took a recording device with her, then relayed what they said to the translator who then told her what they were saying?? (Lol, lol and lol thrice).
And then not long after this sequence I see her getting strapped to a couch and spanked by Billy Elliot LMAOOOOOOOOO wtffff
Wow. Thats all I can say. That and just what the hell drugs were they on whilst making these scenes lol?? Is it Lars von Triers own special concontion he clearly abuses whilst coming up with these hilariously bad/banal ideas??? Surely this drug should be illegal?? Or maybe it should be made maintstream lol??
Anyway... Can anyone name a sequence of events as incredibly ridiculous as this one?? Methinks not lol.