Who would you enjoy seeing as Bond in the opening credits to Spectre?
...with the fire and those chicks rubbing his pecs.
It would be pretty funny if it was John Goodman.
Or Vladimir Putin as Bond in the opening credits
Or President Obama. And if he wasn't available, Dwayne Johnson. And if Dwayne wasn't available, Rowan Atkinson as Johnny English.
Laugh while you can, Monkey Boy!