Holy s#*t!


I just have to share this somewhat creepy event from last night. We were watching Mark Wahlberg's The Gambler with the missus and as usual, she fell asleep during. So I put that one on hold and moved to another room to watch Deliver Us From Evil from my laptop. I enjoyed the film, it was pretty decent horror/thriller. It was about one o'clock in the nighttime I was almost finished with the film. It was the exorcism scene when all of a sudden my wife was standing next to me. I almost crapped my pants. She had totally sneaked up on me in the dark. "Come to bed", she said.

But that's not the creepy thing. Once my wife had gone back to bed, I heard this loudish bang coming from my son's room. He's six, as is the daughter in the film. Of course it made me jump a little bit. I immediately went to check and it turned out that this large car painting hanging above his bed had fallen down, luckily missing my son. The painting is rather large, about 1m x 0,5m. Now, it wouldn't have killed my son but surely it would've hurt him. The painting has been there without a problem for good 3-4 years but decided to fall down just as I've finished this supernatural thriller. I'm not a religious person in the slightest, I consider myself somewhere in between an atheist and an agnostic. But this still made me a bit uneasy. I'm sure it was just a coincidence. Still, I didn't get much sleep after that. And I will not be hanging the painting above my son's bed again. :)

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THe Demon was communicating with you through the movie and he sent his first threat. Be careful

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That is way cooler than anything in this film. You could turn the events that transpired that night into a movie. Instead of "Inspired by the actual accounts of a [gullible] NYPD sergeant", you could put "Inspired by the actual accounts of a jittery husband", then base 1 % of it on the actual accounts, i.e. the falling painting. Then have a spooky wife in a white gown appear next to you asking you to bed, but she was asleep the whole time. Then just have some household items fly around the room, add in some inaudible distant voices, some CCTV footage, and random banging sounds that are set way louder than the dialogue volume.
People would lap it up. $$$$$

OCJOC

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Hahahahah. That's a good tip, thanks. Would be an awesome movie. Now, who would be the lead star...?

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What John_Dee_007 said, but with a twist. Have the lady telling him to go to sleep, but she is actually an ex-wife. His current lover is a MAN sleepin' soundly in another room.

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I haven't started the movie yet because I usually like to get a sense of it before I do. There's just not enough time to waste on inferior cinema. I was laughing so hard reading your post I decided to skip this until my husband is available to watch it with me. Laughing felt so good that I'm going to find a comedy instead. Thanks

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tika313,ME TOO!! (The laughing over these 2) was truely a nice 'gift' for me!! I got such a belly laugh over their comments and dialogue with each other, I hope they might read this and see I'm sending out a big 'thank you' guys!! Maybe I'll see you two creating another masterpiece!!

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This thread was hilarious, thanks you guys

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