Um, but she can't act.
Last year I went to see Woody Allen's last film with a friend and we cam out with basically the same realization. For all the indie love Greta Gerwig gets she just can't act. I mean I've seen porn actresses with more range. She's just dreadful. Hooking her up with overrated Noah Baumbach isn't gonna help.
It's not the coffee. It's the bunk.