"I just got back from Sacramento"

"Oh.. Nadia and Janelle just got back from Paris"


hahahaha this few seconds made me laugh, really really hard.

step 1. try to think of something to impress these judgemental people

step 2. think of what you have been doing

step 3. ok i went somewhere. on a plane. it was big.

step 4. i just got back from Sacramento


response

step 1. assess class. this girl is low. do not engage.

step 2. do not, under any circumstances, ask her what she was doing in Sacramento, what it was like, what it's like there, how her flight was, etc.

step 3. think of something *beep* to say to put her down

step 4. combine it with something awesome you did to bring you up

step 5. dont forget, sacramento is "nowheresville", and this is *beep* NEW YORK. emphasize if possible, ignore altogether, also acceptable

step 6. "Nadia and Janelle just got back from Paris"

Critical Hit - Success!

Finish Him!!


it was like a hyper efficient version of The Aristocrats done with this poor awkward dancer and these people without ... ... that thing. that thing. you know? that thing that, in purgatory, will have two people playing "i spy" and laughing hysterically while they are waiting for their number to be called.