"Functioning Alcoholic"
Is there such a thing?
I ask because Stassi loves talking about being a functioning alcoholic like both of her parents. Yeah, we see Stassi with a drink in hand more often then not, but she seems to never have had the issues from drinking that Katie and James have. Same with Kristen... other than sleeping with Jax, I don't recall much of the crap Kristen has Gotten over the years has been her drinking. And Jax? I think we'll agree his alleged drug use it the reason for so much nose work (the required cartalige from his ear) and he was drunk during sunglassesgate. I wouldn't call him functioning.
Thoughts?
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