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The D pic vs. the Sextape

posted 8 years ago by zoogfan1492
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There is a very strong chance that this is a scripted storyline Jax and Brittany knew was coming. It's also possible the producers printed out a selection of D pics from craigslist and let Jax approve which one is going to be "his."

But if this is a real storyline... EXCUSE ME?!
Whether we loved Stassi, hater Stassi, or anything in between, virtually all of us felt bad that her ex was going around showing people she knows a personal video for his eyes only. And now, Kristen decides to flash Jax's wang to a crowed of people he knows as well as strangers, and Bravo barely blurs it out?

The worst part is Kristen saying "Who hasn't seen Jax's D?" and its not an issue? I don't think it would have been too well received if one of the men said "who hasn't seen Stassi's boobs?"

Even if this is fake and Jax and Brittany are playing along, this is still a despicable storyline.

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[–] kem7696 8 years ago

Jax is a man whore, she I'm pretty sure its a real picture of his stuff!!

[–] fiero-49251 8 years ago

I'm starting to ask "who wants that?" He's a beast, looks greasy, and is an obvious drunken pig most of the time! 

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[–] saahlhok 8 years ago

More like a beavis n butthead storyline.
Brittany is such a loser.

[–] jingles173 8 years ago

I don't get how they all instantly recognized it lol

[–] mmhowell81 8 years ago

I was thinking the same thing! I've been with my husband for over 10 years and if someone put a random picture of a dick up I would have no clue if it was his lol. Now if I had to pick it out of a line up... mmmm maybe but even then I wouldn't bet money on it hahaha. I mean there has to be some kind of birth mark or something to be able to really figure that one out lol. But honestly I think she over heard Katie say it and then realized it must be Jax's. I don't think she knew just from a random picture.

[–] jingles173 8 years ago

Lol exactly 11 years with my husband and there's no way I ephod be like omg that's your dick!! Haaa ridiculous. I think yes she over heard katie

[–] catonryewithmayo 8 years ago

Maybe they recognized his genital wart patches?

[–] blondie27 8 years ago

I am dying at this thread!!! 

I have to agree with those of you that posted you wouldn't recognize your mans goods. After watching this episode, I was beginning to wonder if I was a terrible wife! I don't think I would!

[–] catonryewithmayo 8 years ago

A guy would have to have some unusual markings on his D to be able to pick it out of a lineup!

[–] jingles173 8 years ago

Isnt it hilarious! I swear that was done on purpose for a story line bc there's no way as soon as that pic went up on stage that they all were like that's Jax!!!!

[–] SillyGayBoy 8 years ago

This storyline crossed into new levels of trashy and I also found Kristens super fast interview of "everyone has seen it and us girls thought it was funny" suspicious. Perhaps producers told them to do this?

And yes the double standards suck. Try reversing this with a girl bravo, I dare you. Men need to react to these things the same way a woman would, like a psycho lunatic, and see if the women still find it funny.

[–] antonasmodeus 8 years ago

What's the big deal? Jax's pee-pee is the biggest open secret in Southern California. Brittany is lucky to still be with him!

[–] SillyGayBoy 8 years ago

And it is okay to expose men because he has been with women because why? It is funny? Could the same be said about a womans naked crotch when she has been with a few men in the room?

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