What did they do wrong (major spoilers)
As the corpses started piling up, let's list all the things the crew did wrong from the minute they woke up, including violating literally every single horror rule for survival. Did they have it coming? Oh yes. Not in chronological order:
- Have sex. Getting nude, in the shower, music full blast, recipe for disaster. You deserve to die.
- Know your android. Walter regenerated. David didn't. Noticing this when you are helping him staple his face back up might have alerted you to the switcheroonie. Duh!
- Answering a distress call. Just don't do it. Never.
- Flying through a storm. Stupid stupid stupid.
- Trusting a hooded stranger who takes you to 'safety' in a weird big old creepy building surrounded by corpses. Run away, run away!
- Splitting up. You clearly have never read anything about surviving a horror movie. People are missing SO WHAT? They split from the group, the fools! Don't make the same mistake.
- Trust the weird Android who lures you into a cave, shows you a big ominous egg and tells you it is ok to touch it and look inside, AFTER you've seen him communicating with a toothy alien who killed your crew member. Your entry into the Darwin Awards is complete.
- Try to help your crew mate who came over sick all of a sudden and is spurting blood everywhere. Kindness gets you killed, never forget that folks.
- Shoot in enclosed spaces with flammable gas, and not only that BLOW UP the only escape route your crew-mates have off the planet. The Oscar for stupidity goes to the crispy-fried pilot.
- You're on a strange planet where the weather is literally torrential rain and you proclaim that it's a great place to set up your new home. What, are you a complete idiot? And you didn't even pack a bloody umbrella. Dumb cannon fodder is what you are.