'Well you run a theater you should be able to afford two boards'

If you don't want to be on the popcorn sharers and theater masturbators, don't share popcorn or masturbate in the theater. It should be common sense. They knew the rules when they walked in there with 1 bag of popcorn.

That child focus group was so sad, shaming the kids into wanting the crappy toy. Everyone looked disappointed during the Doink-it commercial shoot. Nathan was the only one pleased with it.

And then he brings back the Santa with a police record to convince kids to buy the toy. "One of the girls at school is mean to me" "SHe's mean to you, I wonder if that's because she might think you're a baby, because you don't have a Doink-it."

Then there was Nathan's bobblehead gift. Hilarious.

And Nathan bringing back the security guard, for his very detailed (and very honest) story about his obsession with large breasts and how they effect his job performance.

I'm disappointed that he didn't totally zing the toy maker when he was saying how bad Nathan was at his job.