Two missed opportunities
Been thinking about this film (well, what else I gotta do?) and thought of 2 great gags they could've done:
1. During the song Constantine sings to Miss Piggy, at one point he shows this character who appeared in the classic Muppet Show sketch Hugga Wugga and sang "You Are My Sunshine", to the Hugga Wugga character's anger. So how about the character starting to sing that during Constantine's song, Constantine looks at him with disgust, snaps his fingers to call over the Hugga Wugga character, who then does the same thing he did in the sketch-blow the Sunshine guy's head off, and then Constantine high fives the Hugga Wugga character?
2. When they do the Chorus Line song in the prison, how about Nadya starting to sing Dance Ten, Looks Three and when she gets to the point where she is about to say "tits and ass" Kermit stops her and says, "Look, we don't want a R rating here!" as the reason he stopped her?
Good ideas, huh? Maybe I should write the next Muppet film.