I'm all for spontaneous sex,but...
Never with a chick that looks like a corpse and undoubtedly SMELLS twice as worse
shareNever with a chick that looks like a corpse and undoubtedly SMELLS twice as worse
shareGeez, some guys are so picky.
"...nothing is left of me, each time I see her..." - Catullus
There's a (female) poster on this board who basically claimed it was so within the realm of happening because guys just do that sort of thing
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But of course. Even if their olfactory nerves are making them wretch from the smell and her mouth taste like rotting flesh, he can still get it up.
shareDepends how much I had to drink.
shareShe was hiding her face when he came in, and Alice's house was dimly lit with candles.
Also, she was way out of this guy's league...and a lesbian. She was unattainable for that guy. He was so into just getting a shot with her, he ignored all the other stuff.
It's a stretch, but if Scarlett Johanssen was on my couch when I came home, and wanted to do me...I might overlook a few things too. lol
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Even with that yuck mouth!
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