I Once Watched Paint Dry.....

It was slow and overly long... scenes like the guys standing there brushing their teeth for like 3 minutes were just unnecessarily long. It definitely felt padded to increase the length.

Additionally, it felt like nothing really happened for the first half of the movie. They got a car. They brushed their teeth. They heard people on the radio. That's 10 minutes in a well-paced film, not 45.

"I've seen things that would make you want to write a book on how to puke."

I once read something completely over-exaggerated and dumb. Just now. I read that just now.

I masturbated to paint drying, I masturbated to this movie, I masturbated to this post. Life doesn't have to be hard

It must be awful being an ADD riddled moron, but sadly that is what populates the world these days.

Go back to your bayformers.

People with the attention span of children or those who are legally retarded, such as yourself, would probably enjoy Transformers, Hunger Games, Avatar or the other brain dead Hollywood garbage more.

Here's your 10 cents. I promised to donate that to anyone who uses that particular analogy again after I've seen it a hundred times.

I suggest you go and enjoy a Micheal Bay film sir. That way you can be shotgunned inanities instead of slowly drowning in their lethargy juice.

"All I want, is to enter my hoes justified"

This is easily one of the worst movies ever made. It's a shame IMDB allows members of the cast/production team to flood the site with positive reviews for such trash.