The best thing about this season was Pinkie-Toe Josephine Melcher III

"Like, well, you know, actually, like, m-my name is Pinkie-Toe Josephine Melcher III, and the reason that my dads and his dads was named Pinkie-Toe Josephine Melcher I and II, receptively, is 'cause, you know, like, when they was born, just, like, their pinkie toes stuck out to the side like that."

"And, you know, actually, like, when I was in school and people would *beep* with me you know, they'd be like, "Oh, your name Pinkie. You a *beep* *beep* I'd be like, "Oh, okay." Bam! And then they'd be like, "Oh," you know, like, "Oh, I, like, pissed my pussy." And I was like, "Mm."

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