Best Allison quotes?


I love her "expletives" like "Christ on a crab cake!" Or "Cheese and crackers Donnie!"

Trying to to remember whatvsome of her other ones were.

Oz: Our lives are different from other people's.
- Graduation Day Part 1

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My personal favorite is "Holy doodle, here we go."

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Oh gosh that's mine as well!!

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"I'm objectifying you. Sexually. To get back at Donnie."
"Lord and butter, Donnie!"
"Do we have a boat? Have you ever seen Dexter? I mean, random scuba divers are finding everything!"
"At least I had the good sense to leave mine where she dropped."
"I don't believe I've ever done "the nasty"."

"This organism and derivative genetic material is restricted intellectual property."

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Um this is just from memory..

Interogating Donnie with the glue gun: "Am I sick, like the german?"

"I can't go to prison. I have the wrong temperament. If they touch me in the shower I will cut them."

(about her drug/gun dealer Ramone) "He has many jobs. He is very hard working".

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Donnie, my sister has a robot maggot in her face. You tell me what the solid plan is.

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When Helena is "being hostess" and knows all of the campaign staff
Donnie: How did she know all of that?
Allison: She's a trained assassin
D: Well, we've killed people...
A: That's different, we're more like... manslaughterers

Not verbatim of course but I think some pee came out I was lauhing so hard

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That's a constant problem for me with this show...

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Allison: "He was... urban."
Sarah: "What the hell does that mean?"
Allison: "Not white, okay?"

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Nothing beats: 'I have the runs but I'm packing heat' :D

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That is a good one!
😂

"This organism and derivative genetic material is restricted intellectual property."

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My current favorite is from Alison and Donnie's prison visit: "Stop telling me to be cool, I'm not cool!" It just encapsulates why I love Alison so much, she's an uptight, high-strung, perfectionist but she owns it.

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