"can't even remember to shave my legs"
wouldn't a wife who "gave up her job" and lives in that lifestyle -- big classy house, luxury and sports cars, upscale gourmet stores -- also be at the spa at least weekly for hair or nails or pedicure and surely get a leg wax
"I need like at least a week of prep, minimum"
wives that live that lifestyle are usually always ready for the next dinner party, entertaining, travel, fancy dinner-dances etc
and that bit about
" ... and you could probably take off all your clothes right now and have no flab and not need a wax."
the wife was scrawnier and more skin on bones than the lead mistress who actually looked healthy and toned