6.5 WTF ?


:O ! It deserves an 8 !

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base on who's standard? I think a 6 is way too high for this crap.



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Leslie Mann, God love her, is a Lucille Ball channeling ditz but she made the movie! Yes, the plot was thin at times and very predictable. would have switched the laxative bathroom scene for one in which the ED effects of the pills were made apparent, THAT was his real Achilles heel!

And to all who are critiquing (hating on, bashing, bullying) Kate Upton for her body shape, I applauded the fact that Hollywood finally used an actress that looks healthy and fit!

I'm glad I didn't listen to the critics reviews. Now that my cheap used DVD dealer, Blockbuster, is out of biz, I have to buy new DVDs. I am pickier and rarely do but this movie one I will be in line for July 29th!

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i didn't know there were many people hatin' on Kate Upton for her body. Quite the opposite, in fact! ALL I hear from both people IRL and from celebrity-news sites is how perfectly curvaceous she is and how that hourglass body shape is what most men want.

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She does have a perfect body but she can't act which was probably why she was hardly featured. Though no acting ability hasn't stopped Hollywood in the past.



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I bet her body is better than yours. You sound like the guy in this film, but without the sports car, the hair or the women, but still just as empty on the inside.

Body-Nazi!!!

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Oops, sorry, I didn't realize you're 12 years old.

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ALL I hear from both people IRL and from celebrity-news sites is how perfectly curvaceous she is

Because THIS is the Kate Upton they have in their mind's eye when saying those things:
http://i.imgur.com/kGU6xhz.jpg

Unfortunately, ^^^THAT is just a HEAVILY photoshopped illusion.

THIS is the harsh reality of Upton's "perfectly curvaceous" () body:
http://i.imgur.com/Mu89Qyx.jpg

The amount of photoshopping used on this malformed turd is staggering:

http://i.imgur.com/gvFS4oL.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/7pVWT7O.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/uFSpJGS.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/MBqbF2H.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/ZhMAO4N.jpg

and how that hourglass body shape is what most men want.

It *IS*!!!!... And THAT's precisely why there are "many people hatin' on Kate Upton for her body"--her *REAL*/UN-photoshopped body.


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hilarious smearcampaign, you must be one jealous bitch and it seems youve spent a lot of time on those posts. not saying you are right, but please keep going out of your way to prove your opinion.

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hilarious smearcampaign

It's a TRUTH campaign.

Welcome to my ever-growing plonk list, dumbass simp.




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wow, yes, major photoshopping....i don't know much about her and this is the first film of hers that i've ever seen. i didn't mind her performance b/c like a previous poster has said, she's not in it much. And seeing how the movie is quite juvenile to begin with, it's not like her lack of acting skills ruined what would've been a great film. most of the people from whom i heard about her "perfect body" were male friends and i guess most of them failed to look beyond the boobs. i get the impression that according to them, if a woman has a decent face and a great rack, she has a "perfect body." all the other flaws that are so obvious and irksome to other women, are of no importance to men. it's rather unfortunate but i feel like men are far more forgiving about women's bodies than women are about other women.

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All you folks who says Kate Upton has an ugly body or not a perfect body, she is only human like you and I.

Irrelevant.

June Shannon is also "only human like you and I." That doesn't mean she has the looks to be on a catwalk alongside VS Angels.

I like to see what your body looks like! Y'all must have 'perfect' bodies!

Again irrelevant.

Upton's the one passing herself off as a pro model. HER APPEARANCE IS HER PROFESSION! Criticizing her body is no different than criticizing a pro athlete who sucks at his sport.

She has more meat on her than most of the women nowadays

Upton's problem isn't her lack/excess of "meat" (or FAT), it's her body fat DISTRIBUTION!! Simply put, her SHAPE is the problem!

This broad has a really weird case of central fat accumulation. No "meat" at all on her limbs (esp. her legs) and a really thick, lardy gut. She's shaped like the damn Android logo, whereas every other SI/VS model is shaped like an hourglass and has toned, shapely ass and legs.

who think anorexic and bony and starving look is attractive.

You're right, "anorexic and bony and starving" isn't attractive... AND NEITHER ARE A THICK LARDY GUT, FLABBY PANCAKE ASS AND THIN CHICKEN LEGS!!

But then, there are more body types than just "anorexic and bony and starving" and DEFORMED like Upton, aren't there.

Idiot.


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wow, yes, major photoshopping

Wow, yes, major understatement.

For the sake of comparison (because, you know, most of these Upton twits are quick to point out that every model is photoshopped nowadays), here's a pair of pics of Miranda Kerr, CANDID (un-'shopped) pic on the left, magazine pic on the right:

http://i.imgur.com/K5qEwbS.jpg

^^^ Whatever photoshopping done on the right pic (if any) is MINIMAL compared to the major MORPHING done to Upton's pics:

http://i.imgur.com/7pVWT7O.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/uFSpJGS.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/ZhMAO4N.jpg

(For the record, Kerr is too thin for my tastes (I'm FAR more into the thicker-yet-fit Katy Perry types, as I believe most men are), but at least her overall SHAPE is feminine/curvy, and pleasing to the eye.)

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ETA:

Incidentally, here's another pic of M. Kerr, a CANDID taken in August 2012 during a shoot in Sydney:

http://i.imgur.com/rfUotfT.jpg

What's really telling are the facts that Kerr is ~9 years older than Upton, and that she gave birth to her 1st child a year PRIOR to when the above pic was taken. (!!)

Note her overall shape... Note the legs... Then compare with this, this... thing!:

http://i.imgur.com/wRKudm6.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/UDmPfgP.jpg

Hell, even Leslie Mann, who's TWO DECADES older and has birthed TWO kids, has a much better body than Upton:

http://i.imgur.com/S9AX9Qg.jpg

most of the people from whom i heard about her "perfect body" were male friends and i guess most of them failed to look beyond the boobs.

Show your male friends the pre-/post- 'shopped pics and the pics in my reply to focker2-2 (above).

GUARANTEED they won't look at her the same way ever again.

i get the impression that according to them, if a woman has a decent face and a great rack, she has a "perfect body." all the other flaws that are so obvious and irksome to other women, are of no importance to men. it's rather unfortunate but i feel like men are far more forgiving about women's bodies than women are about other women.

These are all irrelevant arguments as far as Upton is concerned, given the incredible lengths they (magazines) go to to hide/cover up all her flaws.


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Well I don't know about any of this perfection business... and I agree the entertainment world can sometimes be very creepy as well as damaging to girls with the cartoon-like altered images it sends out. As a rather fit male myself though and on the off chance she comes upon this thread and takes any part of what you said to heart I'd like to state for the record that I think she's very a pretty girl in the pictures you linked.

I'm not great at judging how much a photo has been touched up but most women I know (even the very attractive ones) tend to fluctuate quite a bit in their weight and muscle mass. I didn't see anything offputting in ANY of those pics you posted. She's a lovely woman in the candids you linked to.

I can understand your position but your comments strike me as unfair and cruel. There is no one standard for beauty and no one is always at their best and ready for the camera. I'll take a girl that's pretty on an off day and beautiful on a good one any time.

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As a rather fit male myself though and on the off chance she comes upon this thread and takes any part of what you said to heart I'd like to state for the record that I think she's very a pretty girl in the pictures you linked.

That's very nice and un-"cruel" of you.

I'm sure when she reads this she'll quickly find her way to you door and give you a big wet one on the cheek (hope you don't mind whisker tickle!).

but most women I know (even the very attractive ones) tend to fluctuate quite a bit in their weight and muscle mass.

For the umpteenth*1,000,000,000 time, this broad's problem is her SHAPE!, not her weight!

I didn't see anything offputting in ANY of those pics you posted. She's a lovely woman in the candids you linked to.

So you too like women with a mustache, tree-trunk torso, Hank Hill ass and chicken legs, eh?

Either that or you seriously need to get a pair of these:

http://bit.ly/hx5zn7

I can understand your position but your comments strike me as unfair and cruel.

The broad is FRAUDULENTLY passing herself off as a pro swimsuit model. Exactly how "fair" am I suppose to be?

FYI, I wouldn't give a 2nd though to being "unfair and cruel" if she were some regular ol' cashier at Wally world (which is where she'd very likely be if she hadn't been born into a billionaire family).

There is no one standard for beauty

(Sooo sick of this "beauty is in the eye of the beholder" BS!)

Take a good, long look at the following pics:

http://i.imgur.com/7pVWT7O.jpg

The one on the left is a candid from a recent TOW premiere. The one on the right is a MASSIVELY 'SHOPPED pic from a recent issue of Vogue.

Now then, if there really is no such thing as "one standard for beauty," then why did they 'shop the hell out of her blocky Hank Hill backside so that it looks like one that most people (including yours truly) would agree is hot as hell?

Look at this pic of Katy Perry:

http://i.imgur.com/VFoURLA.jpg

AMAZING rear end, isn't it? Shaped very much like that 'shopped Upton pic. Of cource, the BIG difference here is that Perry pic is a SCREEN CAP from her Cover Girl commercial (and that means NO photoshop whatsoever).

and no one is always at their best and ready for the camera.

Go look at beach candids of any other SI/VS models (and most "hot" celebs for that matter). Most of them still look great w/o any PS treatment, and *ALL* of them certainly look a lot better than this misshapen turd.


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Give it a rest Troll. Show us a pic of that genius mom of yours, my dog might like it.

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He might be somewhat overzealous but why is he a troll? Imo he makes a valid point, backs it up in various ways and stays civil most of the time (which is something I can't say from you bringing up some silly "your mom" kind of comment...)

That said, I really had no idea who this Kate Upton person was (only heard the name a few times) and have to admit I found her oddly shaped the moment that running-across-the-beach scene started. She has a really cute face, definitely not ugly or anything & a lousy actor (especially next to Diaz & Mann) in my opinion.

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He might be somewhat overzealous

(ONLY "somewhat??" )



Thank you. I'll take that as a compliment.

but why is he a troll?

These Upton twits are in deep denial and/or struggling to come to terms with the jarring reality of those un-shopped pics and [irrefutable] arguments I've been posting on these boards.

They're just coping by shooting the messenger.

(which is something I can't say from you bringing up some silly "your mom" kind of comment...)

Really?

I've got flagguk-1 on ignore, but I may just have a peek at his comment when I log off. I can always use a good chuckle.

and have to admit I found her oddly shaped the moment that running-across-the-beach scene started

JEALOUS HATER!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YOU MUST BE GHEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YOU MUST LIKE SKIN AND BONES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LET'S SEE WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yada yada...





She has a really cute face

Here is where we part ways:

http://i.imgur.com/4Nm8aB9.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/NqFkX7S.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/SvdblJo.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/cz5uyyr.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/3bfHXKg.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/OmbTAge.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/McoYPFQ.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/4utaUVg.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/Nu1bTon.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/D5OuAKD.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/9KRSVaH.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/n1qoFhF.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/BDrrr3Z.jpg

The broad looks like a cross between Charles Barkley and Miss Piggy.


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I won't really try to pick apart every aspect of a persons appearance (but yes, those pics show tiny teeth, which is a pet peeve of mine)... in average she is far from ugly though. Unflattering pictures are easily made...

What I wonder about is if Diaz & Mann truly meant what they said in that beach scene. I know of course it's scripted and all, but they must know that they have better figures than a girl just about half their age. It truly would be a turn off for me if I met a girl like that (and yes, whiners, there are plenty of pretty girls out there, even in the real world).

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I won't really try to pick apart every aspect of a persons appearance

If a woman is passing herself off as a pro swimsuit model and she doesn't have anywhere near the physical credentials to be one, then she's fair game to have her appearance picked apart.

but yes, those pics show tiny teeth

Tiny teeth, plaque/tartar, awful gum-tooth ratio, nose hairs, 'STACHE!

She's fug bro. Don't be fooled by the $200/hr. makeup jobs. There's NOTHING even remotely appealing about her, physically or otherwise (big tits be damned).

Like you said, there are plenty of girls/women out there hotter than this turd.

Unflattering pictures are easily made

Same argument has been made by Upton's white-knighting twits regarding those candid beach pics: "unflattering angle," "unflattering pose," "unflattering swimsuit/clothes."

It's almost as if everybody is scared to state what is painfully obvious: IT'S THE BROAD HERSELF WHO'S "UNFLATTERING!"

What I wonder about is if Diaz & Mann truly meant what they said in that beach scene.

Well yeah it's "scripted"... What else are they supposed to say?

It's like when VS stated that they'd never use Upton because she was too "obvious" and a "page 3" girl. Again, what the hell else were they supposed to say?: "No we don't want her because she's shaped weird as *beep*?" That would've gone over well in the press, wouldn't it.


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This film does not deserve anything higher than 5/10, but I don't agree with all the Kate Upton hate from em745. Photoshopped images are a plague indeed, but this girl is lovely with or without enhancements.
It baffles me how you give Katy Perry as the example of perfection. To me, she changes from a pretty cute Zooey Deschanel look-alike into a female Marilyn Manson, most of the time I see her. But I guess we all have personal tastes.

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but I don't agree with all the Kate Upton hate from em745

You say "hate," I say well-deserved and JUSTIFIED criticism.

but this girl is lovely with or without enhancements.

Here are new "lovely" pics of her, without enhancements:

http://i.imgur.com/gJnRxIS.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/rvd1O6K.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/lKN4sc1.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/MCMJSeO.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/3bfHXKg.jpg

"Lovely" indeed!

It baffles me how you give Katy Perry as the example of perfection.

Never said she was "perfect"... But RELATIVE to Upton, she most certainly is "perfection":

http://i.imgur.com/5PmlR4d.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/p35lkKd.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/caGO0lM.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/jwndBTU.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/RfpNcOR.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/tue1ZhL.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/DtwosGt.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/Lb8tsrX.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/UnNM8On.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/4BQy1UK.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/zxOQyiI.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/7vHhitt.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/WhTdyCm.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/ztKWKbn.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/SupxN4v.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/QG8BenF.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/KI5B2rW.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/0B9ZLTM.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/k1Vxu5J.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/y0G6Eqm.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/EaNhxOk.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/u4RnyCI.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/z8wHHFX.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/cAyJgTr.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/pR2mnnY.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/OLRRyjm.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/Ax80moc.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/IdoCbPO.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/rvbVWUR.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/NWKeyq6.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/8our6Mx.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/CLD9qAd.jpg

^^^ ALL these pics are "without enhancements."

To me, she changes from a pretty cute Zooey Deschanel look-alike into a female Marilyn Manson

Perhaps that has something to do with the fact that she's certifiably insane and has no qualms about pulling off grimaces that could turn a charging rhino into a pillar of salt?:

http://i.imgur.com/7yRQje6.jpg

That still takes away nothing from the fact that she's hot as hell.

And since you brought up Deschannel (who really doesn't look like Perry to begin with):

http://i.imgur.com/DalNjoX.jpg


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The sheer volume of your comments and posted links to photos of Kate Upton and Kate vs. other celebrities is a bit obsessive. Add the many hateful comments and I'd say you are in need of therapy. You're way, way over-the-top.

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The sheer volume of your comments...

A direct result of the sheer volume of ignorance and idiotic arguments used to defend this turd.

Don't like it? There's an ignore feature on IMDB's boards. USE IT!

/plonked





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You might want to take your own advice!

Ah! But the BIG difference between me and mindless, dumbass twits like you and lanechanger is that I actually argue the subject at hand, instead of solely resorting to ad hominems.

And just for the record, I have 115 names on my ignore list (or rather 116, right after I hit the reply button).




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I wonder if she would be circus material if she was born in late 1800's?

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You really don't like her, huh? I can't say you're wrong; your evidence is strong. I still think she's better than, say, Kim Kardashian-West.

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She has nice tits, but her hips have no curves and she has a flat butt. So, how is that "perfectly curvaceous?

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It was okay. But Leslie Mann's voice is really irritating. And Nicki Minaj was the worst part, completely unnecessary casting choice. Bad enough they parade her around at music award shows as if she has any musical talent in her body, but now they're going to try and make an actress out of her? Horrible.

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Its a total crap and an utter waste of time. In fact, I only watched this film because of GOT's Jamie Lannister :)

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8!?
please tell me what your smoking. i want to try it.

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I quite enjoyed T.O.W.. The girls become unlikely friends over a low-life husband. The story is predictable, but entertaining. You go through something real with L. Mann. If you stop rolling you eyes about the easy to write dialogue for a few minutes, you realize she hits every emotion a con'd woman experiences. I especially like the short beach scene. Tons of films exist about woman hating other woman. This one goes in the opposite direction and all rise above negativity.

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1st 30 min it is good, after that, downhill,and i get so disappointed by the end. so 4/10.

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