Diaz and Upton running


Cameron Diaz's body has ZERO jiggle while she's running, where as Kate Upton is jiggly everywhere, not just her enormous boobs. I don't understand the hype over Upton. She has no waist, hips or ass. She has no muscle tone. Her boobs are so large that they are almost at her belly button already. In the real world, she is not bad looking, but by Hollywood standards, she seems below average to me.

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It is SO cute that you think sexual attractiveness is measured by LACK of jiggle.

You cannot possibly be an heterosexual male. So, why not keep quiet on this one my dear, when we want standards on male hotness, we will ask you.

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It is SO cute that you think sexual attractiveness is measured by LACK of jiggle.

It is SO cute that you conveniently sidestepped this part: "She has no waist, hips or ass."

And if an overabundance of "jiggle" were the sole metric for "sexual attractiveness," then land whales like June Shannon would dominate the VS Angels lineup.

You cannot possibly be an heterosexual male.

Ahhhh, the gay-shaming routine... SO original... AND ironic, considering that this broad has a full-on 'stache, the legs of a skinny 12-year old boy and a backside that's damn-near impossible to tell apart from a man's.

My dear, methinks it is YOU who should STFU on *ALL* matters pertaining to what the heterosexual male finds sexually attractive in women.


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So nice that you assumed I was gay shaming, rather than inferring the OP was a woman!


Oh yes, women comment on these things too.

So you might want to take your opinion and shove it somewhere the sun don't shine my friend....shove it hard!

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So nice that you assumed I was gay shaming

So why did you feel it necessary to specifically state "You cannot possibly be an HETEROSEXUAL male" in your initial reply?

Your "inference" was CLEAR!

*beep* imbecile.


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I think the OP is going to have a hard time shoving his opinion up his ass; his head's already up there. It's going to get crowded up there!
It is a horrible shame that some people *cough cough OP cough* are still trying to perpetuate the message that there is only one kind of beauty, and it shouldn't jiggle when a woman runs. What is this telling our young women and girls about their bodies? That they have to be skin and bones to even start to be considered attractive?? And our boys and young men are learning that if a woman has some padding on her, she should just be dismissed or become invisible?
Just to be clear, I am a straight, happily married woman. And I think that KU was great in this movie. When my husband watched it with me, he said that she was way hotter than CD, who has a body like a 25-year-old man, and a face that always looks like her pony tail is too tight. KU has a more feminine, softer look. And she was so funny in this movie!
OP, if all you want are boobs, a waist, and a big ass, go watch some Nicki Manaj videos. *gag* KU is a beautiful young woman, who is proud of her body...even when *beep* like the OP slam her continuously for it. Good for you, Kate!!

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I think the OP is going to have a hard time shoving his opinion up his ass; his head's already up there. It's going to get crowded up there!

Speaking from experience, no doubt.

It is a horrible shame that some people *cough cough OP cough* are still trying to perpetuate the message that there is only one kind of beauty

I look at all the VS Angels, the SI swimsuit models (MINUS UPTON!!) and beauty pageant contestants... and I don't really see all that much variability in the kind of beauty being depicted. Don't see much variability in male attractiveness standards put forth in the media either, for that matter. 

Another thing, if Upton [supposedly] represents an alternative to conventional beauty standards, then why do all the magazines she appears in go to great lengths to hide/camouflage/morph her body so that she gives the illusion of conforming to well-established/OBJECTIVE standards for attractiveness?:

http://i.imgur.com/gvFS4oL.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/uFSpJGS.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/MBqbF2H.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/ZhMAO4N.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/7pVWT7O.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/RDMknxn.jpg

and it shouldn't jiggle when a woman runs.

That's right... Keep on promoting that "healthy" overweight body image. It's sure to do wonders for all those "jiggly" (i.e. *FAT!*) girls when they hit their mid-30's/early-40's:

http://www.actionwrx.com/wp-content/uploads/fat-lady1.png

What is this telling our young women and girls about their bodies?

Here are a few interesting flip-sides to the "message" argument:

1. Upton's main/only claim to fame is her big jugs (all the virgin twits fapping over her in-your-face/tit-shaking videos are a testament to THAT). What message does THAT send all those young girls who have issues with their breast size?

2. The only reason she ever got those two SI covers is because she comes from a billionaire family (i.e. FLAGRANT NEPOTISM!). What message does THAT send?

3. All her pics/videos are meticulously edited and/or MASSIVELY photoshopped to hell and back before they can be published. What message does THAT send??

And finally (in the spirit of eekwality), does anyone give a crap about the message sent to all the ugly fat guys and skinny/geeky DJ Qualls types when TV/movies/magazines continually push those "Twilight" and "Magic Mike" types as male standards for attractiveness?

That they have to be skin and bones to even start to be considered attractive?

^^^ Yet another imbecile arguing weight extremes.

As I've stated for what seems like a ZILLION times on these boards, Upton's problem isn't her weight, BUT HER SHAPE!

It IS possible for two women to have identical BMI's while still being at opposite ends of the bell curve of bodily aesthetics. Case in point:

http://i.imgur.com/5PmlR4d.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/p35lkKd.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/caGO0lM.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/jwndBTU.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/RfpNcOR.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/tue1ZhL.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/DtwosGt.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/pCtuotP.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/xu7vww8.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/AF1HZgV.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/mnrFIqY.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/Lb8tsrX.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/UnNM8On.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/4BQy1UK.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/zxOQyiI.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/7vHhitt.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/WhTdyCm.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/ztKWKbn.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/SupxN4v.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/QG8BenF.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/KI5B2rW.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/0B9ZLTM.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/k1Vxu5J.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/y0G6Eqm.jpg

Upton and Katy Perry have basically identical BMI's, yet their SHAPES are night and day. Upton's body shape is vile; Perry's shape is one of the best in showbiz. So again, it's not always a matter of simply having meat on your bones, but rather how that meat is SHAPED and distributed.

And our boys and young men are learning that if a woman has some padding on her, she should just be dismissed or become invisible?

Let's put Channing Tatum and DJ Qualls in a bar full of horny women and see which one becomes "invisible," shall we?

Men are just as likely as women to be harshly judged and "dismissed" based on their looks. So cut the fat feminist/victim BS. It's getting really old.

When my husband watched it with me, he said that she was way hotter than CD and a face that always looks like her pony tail is too tight. KU has a more feminine, softer look.



http://i.imgur.com/rnnrIY0.jpg

Let's all keep in mind here that Diaz (on top) is a full two decades older than Upton.

OP, if all you want are boobs, a waist, and a big ass, go watch some Nicki Manaj videos. *gag*

"*GAG*???"

My my my... What are YOU telling all the young "Minaj"-shaped girls out there about their bodies?

*beep* hypocrite.

KU is a beautiful young woman, who is proud of her body

Yeah, that must be why she [nearly] always wears black and/or loose tops when she's out in public. 

even when *beep* like the OP slam her continuously for it.

If the OP is guilty of "slamming" this misshapen turd, then so are all the magazines she appears in... All the exorbitant photoshopping, crops, micrometer-specific poses and angles, etc. in order to hide her true shape--all of that amounts to backhanded "slamming."

Good for you, Kate!!

Yessir, good for you, Kate!!... Good for you for showing girls everywhere that you can make it in the modeling biz if you come from old money, have extra-big tits and an army of overworked photoshop wizards at your disposal!




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I would like to take a minute to thank god im not you. I couldnt even be bothered to read that diatribe lol

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I'm so sorry I shattered the Upton illusion...

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Wait a sec... NO I'm not! 


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Gay shaming?

Where the hell do you people come from?

Homosexuals are the new black

I thought Islam was

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To clarify...

In my book, "gay shaming" comes in two flavors:

- "Shaming" (or insulting/bullying) someone because they are gay.

- Being called "gay" simply because one disagrees with the SJW's idiotic trope of Upton being the hottest piece of ass to walk the planet.

The latter is the one I was referencing.


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I can't stand it when women rip other women's looks apart. It's really unbecoming, and you look like a jealous, body-shaming fool.
And in no way was the other poster "gay-shaming." It's just an old saying, so stop trying to act offended by something you don't seem as politically correct. Especially when you can't abide by your same rules.

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I can't stand it when women rip other women's looks apart. It's really unbecoming, and you look like a jealous, body-shaming fool.



http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2203939/board/thread/251244821?d=254777446#254777446

And in no way was the other poster "gay-shaming."

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2203939/board/thread/251244821?d=251720723#251720723


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Hilarious post

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In the real world, she is not bad looking

Compared to what??




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Wow...Your vast collection of pics (which I did not look at) and obsession with putting someone you don't even know down is kind of sad.
There's nothing new about people using their family money, connections, etc for fame. Paris Hilton, Kate Hudson, Nicole Richie, and of course, the entire Kardashian clan.
I seriously think you should learn that people who are not Barbie-doll beautiful or Tom Cruise handsome can contribute to society in some way. Hey... You should come up with your own line of designer paper bags, and all the people who don't meet your standards would have to wear them in public. You'd be rich...for being an *beep* God knows you wouldn't be the first person to do that.

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Wow...Your vast collection of pics (which I did not look at) and obsession with putting someone you don't even know down is kind of sad.

Awwww... Whassa matter? 'Fraid my "vast collection of pics" will further annihilate all your idiotic retorts/arguments? (As if my written points didn't already manage the job quite handily!)

I find THAT kind of sad... PATHETIC, even! 

There's nothing new about people using their family money, connections, etc for fame.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2203939/board/thread/228897113?d=232708406#232708406 (in red)

But since you apparently lack the mental capacity to click on web links, I'll pull up the relevant part:

My "deal" is that I hate when people in this world get by solely on UNDESERVED nepotism.

UNDESERVED! <-- That's a key word. I don't mind nepotism nearly as much when the recipient has the qualifications to uphold the benefits/rewards of said nepotism.

Kate friggin' Upton would be working a cash register at Wally World if she weren't a heiress to the Whirlpool fortune, or the niece of a prominent congressman.

Comprende, idiot?

I seriously think you should learn that people who are not Barbie-doll beautiful or Tom Cruise handsome can contribute to society in some way.

And *I* seriously think YOU should learn that people attempting to pass themselves off as "supermodels" SHOULD FIRST AND FOREMOST *LOOK* LIKE SUPERMODELS!!! This point is amply and effectively illustrated in my "vast collection of pics"--you know, those links that are beyond your abilities to click on?

Just as not everyone has the I.Q. to be a neurosurgeon, not everyone has the looks/body to be a super/swimsuit model... or the talent to be an artist, or the strength/speed/reflexes/stamina to be a pro athlete... etc, etc.

COMPRENDE, IDIOT?

(GEEZ!!!  )


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Wow...Your vast collection of pics (which I did not look at) and obsession with putting someone you don't even know down is kind of sad.


I must agree with this guy ^^

http://www.imdb.com/user/ur13775200/boards/?uc=3#history

You must feel so high and mighty arguing over Kate Upton on IMDB... really shows off your intelligence.... what a fulfilled life you must live! 

comprende, weirdo?

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You must feel so high and mighty arguing over Kate Upton on IMDB... really shows off your intelligence

Right, because nothing shows off intelligence more than some retarded SJW asshat "hippie" who has to resort to puerile shaming tactics just because he/she is mentally incapable of coming up with any sort of valid, RELEVANT counterpoint. 👍




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Lol, glad to see you fell so easily for my "disguise" of a username. ✌

Why don't you go obsess over some more flashlights now or something. I'm going to guess your on the autism spectrum or just super lonely with obsessive tendencies...

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Lol, glad to see you fell so easily for my "disguise" of a username.



Why don't you go obsess over some more flashlights now or something.

Ouch, that hurts... No, really, it does.  You cannot possibly imagine the levels of guilt and shame I'm feeling, now that you've revealed to the world my deepest, darkest fetish. In fact, I'm so distraught right now that I see no reason to continue on with my "fulfilled life"... Excuse me while I go suck on an exhaust pipe.



I'm going to guess your* on the autism spectrum or just super lonely with obsessive tendencies.

What brilliant psychoanalysis, especially coming from a spineless, gutless SJW tard who hides behind multiple alts to stalk ME online.  

*BTW:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-FdKPEA17m4


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exactly, way, way overrated. sorry but she is just fat. I mean my gosh in the SI 2013 shoot in Antarctica her stomach was not just pudgy but fat. and the thing I hate is how when you say she's fat people on here say, she's just shaped like that, that her stomach is just boxy or something, no she's fat and she can change it because her stomach used to look fine when she first started out with SI. she's just too lazy to work out.

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Yeah I think she has a cute face but I didn't notice the other things she doesn't have. I find her more attractive than Leslie or Cameron.

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