How to foil The Mob
If you want to stop a chasing pack of henchmen with murderous intent, try the following. Retire and then get a job on a turnstile at a sports stadium. Clearly this will get you unequaled respect from mob gangsters. Why else would they just give up when trying to kill someone as you say "sorry guys. No access without a ticket". Unbelievable! Most ineffective wise-guys ever?