How to foil The Mob


If you want to stop a chasing pack of henchmen with murderous intent, try the following. Retire and then get a job on a turnstile at a sports stadium. Clearly this will get you unequaled respect from mob gangsters. Why else would they just give up when trying to kill someone as you say "sorry guys. No access without a ticket". Unbelievable! Most ineffective wise-guys ever?

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What would a movie mafia be without incredibly dumb and inept lackeys?

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Well to be fair, there is a crap load of security and police presence at a sporting event, especially in NYC. I don't think you want to execute a guy in front of that many witnesses and cops. That would be an "ineffective wise-guy".

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^^^^Absolutely true^^^^

To the OP,I recommend you don't become a wise guy. Your career will be very short.

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