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Jack was a real piece of beep

posted 8 years ago by sharpnova
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He steals the giant's *beep* and kills him.

Then his heart broken wife comes for revenge and he kills her and he's a hero.

He's just a moron who fell for a really stupid trade, a thief, and a murderer.

[–] BestOfAllPossible 8 years ago

Well, yes, that's pretty much the story of Jack and the Beanstalk.

[–] Mhjm6 8 years ago

Young and dumb develops into old and wise.

[–] UncleRuckis (2637) 3 years ago

Don't forget grave robbing the Bakers wife's corpse.

[–] Otter (24464) 2 years ago

Yeah, but he's too young to be tried as an adult.