100 things I learned from 3 Days to Kill...

7. Amber Heard is everybody's type.

8. Parisian police are as useless as there American counterparts. (in the movies)

9. Kevin Costner is more polite to enemies than poor homeless squatters. Racist much?

Paris police do nothing but watch fake football.

If you are a CIA operative you can literally kill or destroy at will in a foreign country with no repercussions.

Tattoo parlors are a haven for all sorts of illicit activity.

Under no circumstances should you ever try to have a career in the CIA and maintain a family.

CIA operatives, particularly female ones, dress in revealing skin tight clothing and like to frequent strip clubs.

Conquer your fear, and I promise you, you will conquer death.

46. When people get shot on roofs, they jump off. (Presumably to ensure they die).

47. Always soak your tuna in milk.

48. It's acceptable to shoot a bouncer in the leg in order to get into a club that your teenager daughter is at, because, you know, her life is probably in danger and she's never done it before.

49. Inject yourself with anything another agent (claimed agent btw) gives you on her word.

50. In France, squatters are genteel, peaceful, family oriented Afrcians. They will also refuse free room and board once a baby comes because the mother wants to find a smaller house out in the country to squat in.

51. 32 is middle aged. Especially when you look at least to be in your mid 20's yourself.

52. Shooting an agent isn't enough, make sure they are really dead by having an elevator crush their head.

53. Teen girls hate purple bikes, but old agents love to traverse around town on them, especially when they don't have the lung capacity to even talk, much less cycle. They also will demand, at some point, that their teen daughter "Get on the bike!".

54. Teen girls who didn't have a father around don't know how to ride bikes. (Because, you know, mothers or friends could never show them how).

55. Singing Happy Birthday into a phone is more meaningful when you are being shot at, shots are being fired all around you, etc.

56. Female agents are never satisfied with their looks, always changing wigs.

57. Female agents always know how to distinguish between a mustache and goatee and mere facial hair.

58. Female agents will always try to make you feel better, one way or another.

59. Female agents blackmail other agents into killing the person they are supposed to, and then, when the other agent refuses to in the end, just do it themselves anyway and walk away.

60. Female agents follow other agents to their country retreats to spy on their families.

61. People in other countries still think of US citizens as cowboys.

62. Drinking Vodka gets rid of hallucinations/vertigo. Especially from experimental anti-cancer drugs.

63. Teen girls in clubs always eagerly follow a group of boys into restrooms, especially after one says "Bring her."

64. Athletes and agents like purple girl bikes.

65. Kevin Costner must carry his daughter out of the club restroom Bodyguard style. (Guess it's just his "thing".)

66. Saying to your wife that you love your daughter like you love her is not creepy and will get you some. Especially after she came home and found you slow dancing to soft rock with your teen daughter.

67. You take fatherly advice from goons who work for you enemy, and don't kill them because they are the father's who know best.

68. After killing many people after your wife tells you not to anymore and you claim you are done, it's ok if you refuse to kill the very last one since your wife "Wants you to stop".

69. Two attractive people will have an ugly kid who looks nothing like them.

Apologies for any repeats or inaccuracies; I really didn't pay close attention to this cornball.