Real football


Not minding the physical macho aspect, how can you call picking up and running with a ball for football?

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Because you run with your feet. "Football" (all versions; American, rugby, soccer) is called such because it is played on foot as opposed to horseback (which was popular at the time all these sports were invented). The term has nothing to do with kicking the ball.

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By that definition, handball would mean you run with your hands, carrying the ball with your feet.

Fighting a religious war is like fighting over whose imaginary friend is better.

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I have no idea what "handball" is but while that seems to make sense (somewhat), football is a specific type of sport from a specific period of time. Football is actually a genre of sports and not a singular sport (i.e. rugby football, association football, American football) and was named as a comparison to equestrian sports (i.e. polo, jousting) and not sports holding balls.

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Handball is the baby of basketball and football, where you drible the ball and throw it at a goal. By that proximation, American football and rugby have more in common with handball than with association football.

Fighting a religious war is like fighting over whose imaginary friend is better.

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You do realize soccer is actually a British word and their invention to separate it from rugby (of which Am. football evolved from). As was said it is football because it is played on foot and not on horseback. Handball evolved from something else completely and is not of a British tradition and while these names might seem weird now they have a history behind them that makes sense.

It's ridiculous to be demanding these terms to make sense in current standards when they were invented centuries ago in a different day and age. Stop being a douche-nozzle and accept that that Am. football is football as much as soccer is.

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Ha. :)
I know you're being facetious, of course, but it does work with his/her reasoning. Handball was likely named such to differentiate btwn sports that use an alt. apparatus, i.e. a stick, bat or racket. I didn't really connect it all until I read his/her explanation.
All makes perfect sense to me, especially given the era in which these names were adopted. ;)

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90% of all sports is running with your feet. Actually it is much easier to name sports which is not played on foot (cycling, polo, motorsports being few of the examples).

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Ahhh... very cool! I know it would've just taken a few keystrokes to Google this on the Internet, but I didn't even think to (and some folk are just lazy). Makes perfect sense! Thank you for sharing.

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Either way... the international football, aka "soccer", came first.

Anyway I've always felt the American one should be called American Rugby.

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I thought so, too

Fighting a religious war is like fighting over whose imaginary friend is better.

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American football is football, soccer is soccer and football, rugby is rugby. Can we please put these petty grievances behind us? Why the frack do people have to argue about stupid *beep* like this over and over again. None of you losers even play any of these games on a meaningful level. Are your vapid lives so empty you require arguments over terminology of professional sports to make your lives full?

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Nice job reading too much into it.

I don't even watch sports.

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The ball used for American Football is a foot long, so hence, football.

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Who cares what it's called, football, soccer or whatever is much more popular than the American version.

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It doesn't matter, both soccer and football are terribly boring sports.

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It doesn't matter, both soccer and football are terribly boring sports.


I couldn't agree more...

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Lol. So which sport in your opinion is not boring?

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They're ALL boring and a total waste of tome. Oooooo! Millionaires chasing balls around!!

I don't love her.. She kicked me in the face!!

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I hope Americans aren't as arrogant as Costner's character, claiming Gridiron to be "Real Football" when it's only taken seriously in one country...

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Yeah, I thought this scene was played/directed/written terribly. I too saw it as arrogance (and inconsistent with what I would assume an international agent's sensitivities would be even if he is "unorthodox"). All that said, I think the point was not about football vs. american football, but a father wanting a young man to know that he will be destroyed should he misstep with his daughter despite the young man's athleticism).

This could have been played more effectively by saying something of the contact of the american sport vs. calling it "real."

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I thought it was well written. The character was an old school CIA agent with a rogue american attitude. No matter how cosmopolitan you think he should be, he grew up in an era in the US when all the boys wore Levi jeans to school and tried to emulate the male movie stars of the time, like John Wayne.

So, the character wore jeans, had a certain swagger, and attitude that guys from the states are known for. The writers further developed this character with his awkwardness around women and the fact that he knew none of the other languages, even though he had spent much of his career in foreign countries. A blue collar American spy.

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Of course he was being arrogant. He was staring down the kid who he is probably banging his daughter and you expect him to be all soft about a sport? He is a confident agent who has killed many men and you expect him to back down from some kid? BTW, soccer is soccer. AMERICAN football is football.

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Agreed soccer is a terribly boring sport & despite all it's efforts to do so, it'll never take off in America & crack the 'big four' of football, baseball, basketball & hockey. There are flourishes of interest in the national team during the Olympics & World Cup, but that's usually it. Soccer fans in the USA are a niche group mostly or transplants from other countries or former players of the high school or college game.

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Most American kids are forced by their parents to play soccer at an early age. (Hence the term 'soccer mom'). And because of the millions of kiddies playing soccer at such an early age, soccer supporters keep assuming, or hoping, it will finally get rooted as a popular sport in the US of A.
Hasn't happened.
I don't know why it hasn't taken root but i know that by the time American kids hit the teenage years, they could give a rats butt about this 'football'.

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I think Americans are completely missing the point, football fans the world over do not care one bit if it's popular in the states. There's a whole world outside of America in which football is by far the most popular sport and you can keep baseball, basketball and American rugby (I agree, it makes much more sense than American football as a name) because we all find those sports unbearably boring!

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Point taken. The only difference is one is played by men and the other by girls.

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Absolutely ... Gridiron is played by girls in armor, football by hermaphrodites and rugby by men

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A foot kicks on the balls... so he meant football.

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And while we're on the subject, why do Americans insist on getting the saying "I couldn't care less" wrong (rats butt version in this instance)? They usually say "I could care less" and that makes no sense in the context it's being used.

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I could not care less (if I cared enough to try to care less).
I could care less (but I'm apathetic to even doing that much).

Shrug. Both mean the same thing because they both mean the same thing. Interchangeable. No big deal.

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