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Seriosuly? Plot whole

posted 8 years ago by JCsSupertape
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I was prettyu happy to see this movie film because my frined Tiffany TIdy pants said this was a cross of Rain Man Meets Serpico Meets BOurne Identiy meats Departed. I was like wow those are all really nice films with a coommon theme so I said would ypu like to go with me to the movie film and I will be in charge of buying le frooty whips and Ill even spring for the popcorn in the large size because therer is nothing she graves more the hot buttered pop corn and after this bucket you are intitled to a free bucket if you buy the special saltable topper bucket for a nominal charge.

So we were at the movie and she said sorry, I didnt know you wanted to sit with me and I already called ahead and made the appropriate accomodqations to sit my with friends Della and Bartlette and SHarafinne and GET THis her boyfriend Owen Wyatte Spencer. SO this whole time she used my moivie scene points and my cash to just really make sure her and her boyfriend and other friends could see a movie at a premium rate, without me and I didn
t get to see the end.

So that part where Afflakcck Ben said we have 3 seconds to get out of heres befpore tjhey get us and who was he so scared of like why were they chasing him? I thought he was supposed to be bad ass acountent guy but he was nancy in a skirt.

Then they left with out me while I was making popcorn like I had to use the washroom

[–] iamingozi 8 years ago

Eye sssat behynd you in da teater. When you left I did not follow and now see that Afflalalack kilt dem with numbers. Much good came from dat tay.

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[–] JCsSupertape 8 years ago

So what was they thinking please explain!

[–] SmokeAndMirrors11 8 years ago

Madam, perhaps I may be of some assistance and, in doing so, perhaps allow you to regain a little of your composure. Fore it seems you have been the patsy, the rube, in a long con instigated by certain parties, notably Della, Bartlette, Sharafinne and the aforementioned notorious panty sniffer, Owen Wyatt Spencer. But I digress...

Regarding your lack of clarity on the assailants pursuing one Benjamin Gaza Affleck and his associate played by journeyman thespian Anna Kendrick, the matter is a simple one.

The villains of the piece were a loosely organised group comprised of members of the CM Coolidge Art Appreciation Society. When word came back to them that the character played by Ms Kendrick had submitted one of his works of art to a merciless ribbing, they took it upon themselves to put her through her paces. Ben Affleck (noted as 'The Accountant' of the piece) was drawn into the caper and intrigue ensued.

As noted above by fellow IMDB contributor, the whole affair was indeed resolved when our central character did indeed kilt dem with numbers. Although this is a simplification of the scenario, please note that many bullets were also involved.

There was a side issue with some ballyhoo regarding the accounts for a company owned by John Lithgow being held in poor form. This turned out to be a red herring as The Accountant went through all the ledgers and found the records were both legitimate and in the black.

I hope this correspondence finds you in good health and the hoodwinks referred to in your original post did not completely deplete your reservoir of Movie Scene points.

Yours sincerely,
Manwhowouldbeking

[–] JCsSupertape 8 years ago

SO how would I deal with thjem after this whole thing went down? Like I didnt get to see the full version of the movie and Wyatt hit me

[–] SmokeAndMirrors11 8 years ago

Yeah, you'd like to know, wouldn't ya, Sweetmeats? Hold on a sec, I was replying to the wrong post. Right, here we go.

When I first saw you had not yet addressed your situation, I was tempted to let matters lie. But on further perusal of your prose, I deduce that you're either bereft of age or 'touched by the angels'. In lieu of your adolescence or several retardations, I, like the good samaritan of bible times what administered fellowship to the fellow who'd been given a stern drubbing on the road, shall lend you my scholarship.

On your first point of having viewed only a truncated portion of the fillum, my suggestion is as follows. The booth of your local cinema house is no doubt manned by a working man (or women, such as they are in these times.) As your vernacular has given away, you too may frequent such social strata and it is my belief that your type has a certain jocularity, as displayed in the below deck sequences of the fillum based on the voyage of the Titanic.

Perhaps you may wish to take an excursion back to the cinema in question and exclaim to the attendant, "Excuse me, stout yeoman of the booth! My last experience here was not a jolly one, by any measure. Might I perhaps enquire how a party would go about taking in the pleasures of The Accountant on a pro bono basis. And when I say party, I mean a party...of one! Ho Ho."

Now to second issue, whereby you make mention of the defendant Owen Wyatt Spencer having laid a hand upon you (sic). Life is full of many mysteries, madam, many mysteries. And surprises! Yet it can also be treacherous...

My solution to the posse of fairweather associates you have named and shamed in your first post is thus. I'd take a bloody big knife and I'd

Bugger, the water's steaming over from my dumplings. I've got to sort this mess out. You'll be alright.

[–] JCsSupertape 8 years ago

So your idea would be to go back and contact the thratre mamagerial staff in charge of refunds and just ask for my money back in theatre credit, then get my other friend Layonks to go and punch Della right in her face and then maybe see this movie again or a different movie?>

[–] SmokeAndMirrors11 8 years ago

Madam, you forget yourself! I would never propose the notion that you arrange violence on the rogues gallery laid out above. However, on further perusal of my correspondence to your good self, I see how the kerfuffle may have occurred.

Due to the issue with my dumplings and the subsequent brevity of my reply, the answer has been (as they say in the Americas) lost in translation. I can only hope that in the period of recent days past you have not already employed the services of noted bully-boy Layonks to visit rough justice upon your oppressors. Now, if I may continue with my original response...

...I'd take a bloody big knife and I'd make them a wonderful cake, the likes of which had been seldom seen in all of Christendom. Be sure to cut all the slices into equal measure, mind, or hilarity may ensue and not the kind in which all parties (namely yourself) will be joining in the merriment thereof.

Upon presentation of said cake to the cinema rapscallions, I'll wager you'll swiftly find yourself in their good graces and may indeed be lifted aloft and carried about upon their shoulders, like the former leading man and later character actor Robin Williams in his magnum opus Dead Poets Society. Before the one sensitive boy shot himself and went tits up. Or was it after. In truth, I don't recall but it's neither here nor there.

In confirmation of the first part of your question, yes, I'm quietly confident the staff will indeed refund the full sum of your original outlay and may, dare to dream, recompense you further for any snacks lost to boot.

I can assist you no more, madam. You've used up all my advice, all my wonderful advice. In closing, I might add you were a little harsh on your criticism of Hannah Montana: The Movie. Please review your vote of 1 star, which may possibly be in parody, yet a poor showing. Destiny Hope Cyrus's portrayal of the tween songstress was a melange of levels, requiring a subtle yet forceful transition between roles that was not just conveyed through both the removal or donning of the blond wig prop. Instead, our titular teen did indeed give us the best of both worlds and I hope your ascent of stars from 1 to higher does indeed reflect the Climb.

[–] JCsSupertape 8 years ago

Ok so basically what happened was that I went back to this particular theatre but did not come alone. I went with my friends Lefroya and Lerroy of the Derobetusus in my neighbourhood block and they are very good at emotionally abusing peiople which is all about how one time we got kicked out of a local le grille and dollar mart for running a fowl on a crisp winters morning/

So I went back and asked to talk to the manager of this particular theatre because I suspected he was in on the ruse with Della and Wyatte and also knew that I would not be seing the end of the movie because that is extra movie he gets to keep because I would not be using air conditioning/water/washrooms and napkins so he actually saved money.

So he took out this big assed policies and proceudures manual and started explaining how he never gives full term refunds for movies if you dont like the movie dont go. ANd I said I liked what I saw of the movie, but Della got me kicked out and punched and they were following and copying me. He said NO NO NO REFUNDS. So I at least asked him to refund my movie scene points or offer me complementry coupons to a feature film of my choice with the optional popcorn combo add on which features extra layerd butter and a vachone chocolate snack of my choice.

As you can guess this didnt go over well and top that off with a rather salty response of again we dont give refunds so sack it you marble swamp donky. So I said how about just the movie, no combo add on, and he said no, and I said how about just free platinum premium movie scene it wenus points, and he said no and banned me from the theatre.

It is a life time ban, and I said I never have ever missed a Ben Affleck movie in your fine theatres before, and that I was going there since it was the local Buyio theatre with 6 seats in the isle showing old ECW wrestling louisanna style shows for 6 sence on the dollar.

So he started calling me names, telling me I am a usless posule and to sake his yern balls and that he doesnt need my business in this theatre cause he is making so much money on other movies like trolls and the boxtrolls and that he really can take the profit loss anyway cause he is quitting to open a Red Pensil Insurance company local office which sells state farm auto insurance an d reduced prices. So I get up to leave and he throws a yellow pages phone book at me narrowly missing my face parts and buttoicjks and told me to call someone who cares. So I was gonna call my friends but I was banened and could not even use the payphones.

And since he posted posters all over of me saying I was one banned guy and a no good lying boyfriend kicker and no one would lend me a smart phone, so my day pooped em good

[–] SmokeAndMirrors11 8 years ago

Alas, madam, I fear I have inadvertently led you astray and all my wise counselling has come to naught. I can only suppose that such matters are handled very differently in our geographical locations. Allow me to explain, through the medium of a recent occurrence.

Why, not yesterday I was riding my push bicycle through the village common when I found myself passing the Lynton Cinema. Leaning against a lamp post and smoking a cigarette I saw the a chap I recognised as the usher, and in turn he recognized me for my regular patronage.

"What ho, fellow!", he called out. "I presume you'll be along for our upcoming Rex Harrison festival, such as it is!"

I stopped my Buckley Brothers Gents Model and, without dismounting, called back to the blighter "Yes, you'd like that, wouldn't you. But now I think you can listen to me, my good man. Are you listening? Because I'm saying that you had better make sure your tuckshop is well stocked with Werthers Originals this time or do you know what I'll do? Well, I'll tell you, shall I. I'll kick your bloody teeth in! Right, you've been told. And I will be there, incidentally. Now don't stand on ceremony. Finish up your tobacco and get back to making yourself useful!"

And then I just pedalled away and didn't even look to back to see the gent's expression, which I'll wager was one of respectful acceptance to my demand.

Do you see where you went wrong in your exchange? You attempted to bargain with the sort of working class oink whom isn't fit to scrub your boots and, in turn, lost any and all of the natural authority that one of standing automatically has over these types.

I can only presume Lefroya and Lerroy kept their own counsel throughout the exchange, as their reputation appears to have been exaggerated. I also fear that Layonks reputation as a pugilist will also turn out to be an old man's pipe dream, when put to the test.

I'm afraid whatever past enjoyment you've had of the work of Benjamin Affleck is now nothing more than a flight of fancy. I can only console you with fact that they'll show up on the telly one day so that's something, isn't it.

Yes. Yes, I guess it is.

[–] cableaddict 8 years ago

"Seriosuly" ?

"Plot whole."

Seriously?

[–] JCsSupertape 8 years ago

It was a big plot wholly town! I will explain more later

[–] I_Created_U 8 years ago

I don't know who's trolling who, but it was an interesting read i suppose.

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[–] TomFromMySpaceinhell 8 years ago

Your whole story is just a Masterpiece.

[–] iamthehollow 8 years ago

Smokeandmirrors11...may I congratulate you on your expansive use of the English Language? You are clearly nuts, but my kind of nuts. Your multifarious didactic prose is a pleasure to read.

[–] SmokeAndMirrors11 8 years ago

No worries, my man, glad you enjoyed it.

[–] MrBelette 8 years ago

Your hole storey brote teers to my highs. Seriosuly.

[–] JCsSupertape 8 years ago

Thank you! I saw this movie but not in its entierty due to the whoel calving calamity that I mentioned before. What do you think about how the whole thing went down? I had several valid points where I felt nigated and kickergaurded but didnt know what to do basically I was a victim of circumstance and serveral other things!

[–] JCsSupertape 8 years ago

I just sort of need to know how to follow up on LE incidente that took place because I may need to find another theatre I cnat remember if I said the local biju theatre or the bijus attick tv show

[–] JCsSupertape 8 years ago

Still please!

[–] exatera 8 years ago

Lol, the OP didn't even get it!

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[–] TheAnimalMother 8 years ago

You make popcorn in the washroom? My advice, go to school, in fact, ask your teachers for extra work. You need it!

My body's a cage, it's been used and abused...and I...LIKE IT!!

[–] JCsSupertape 8 years ago

When Did I say I make en the popcorn in the bathroom? How would you even do that? I woul have to bring popping corn kernals in there then find an appropriate heat source

[–] TheAnimalMother 8 years ago

Then they left with out me while I was making popcorn like I had to use the washroom

That doesn't even really qualify as English, so forgive me if I couldn't quite make sense of it.

My body's a cage, it's been used and abused...and I...LIKE IT!!

[–] Geoff1963 8 years ago

making popcorn like I had to use the washroom

Maybe he means standing with his legs tightly crossed.

[–] JCsSupertape 8 years ago

No I don't mean that at all. I meant making popcorn then using the washroom, which would have costed extra.

[–] skywalkr_00 8 years ago

You ladies need a BIG , FAT ........

[–] thaumielx72 8 years ago

The whole movie had a plot hole in that it was trying to entertain people who think their phones can spell better than they can.

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[–] canada22 8 years ago

I am sorry this happened to you.

[–] IvyTempleton 8 years ago

I hope you will cease hanging out with this food Bufoon.

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[–] SkiBumTim 8 years ago

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