MovieChat Forums > Spectral (2016) Discussion > Clyne really saved the day with his bros...

Clyne really saved the day with his broscience.

posted 8 years ago by aholejones
6 replies | jump to latest

Things were looking pretty hairy and dark for a second until Clyne pulls his sh*t together and does some Sherlock Holmes reasoning.

"Hold up....hold up bros....it's not spirits it's Bose-Einstein condensate because another bro was hiding in a ceramic tub"

Later on Clyne goes into full bro-beastmode when new unconventional weapons are needed to deal with the menace. Clyne starts pulling out a bunch of random screws, bolts and electronics from random items and starts gluing, taping and screwing them together like some secondgrade-bro Gyro Gearloose.

Soldier: "Should we test these weapons Clyne?"

Clyne:" Nah...bro...it's all good.

Soldier:" I don't know Clyne....seems an awful lot more complicated than a simple handgun and they testfire those hundreds of times....."

Clyne:" I said its' fine bro!"

[–] mmmK-Ultra 8 years ago

They could have played that up even more!

"Are you sure this thing works?"

"Well who or what do you want us to test it on?"

...crickets...

(puts on considerable protective gear)

(While he's putting on some goggles, the soldiers he's talking to tease each other a bit. "Go on, don't be a p***y" the big one says and pushes the smaller one a bit. So the smaller one laughs a little, passes his buddy a can of something with a low 'f this, hold my beer a second', and picks up the test rifle

The bronerd is still talking to them without watching them because he's putting stuff on.

"It's critically important that you always wear full safety.. " *** BZAP!"

The soldier has grabbed the gun and fired it, discharging at maximum level, vaporizes some test block at the end of the firing range, as well as the blocks behind it and the wall behind those. The brave soldier is flung 30 feet back into and through a decrepit old wall/door/etc.

(brief pause as dust settles. Silence.)

Big soldier, to friend: "Does it work?"

Buried soldier sticks hand out of rubble with shaky thumbs up. His flesh is charred like he just got a very serious sun burn and most of his hair has burned off.

[–] racnauj 8 years ago

HAHAHAHHA im dying 😂

[–] Charlie76 8 years ago

Awesome

[–] lunarvision 8 years ago

Wait -- so when you say "bros" do you mean like "dudes", or are you saying something else..?
Because you referred to the bro under the ceramic tub, and I could've sworn he was white.

[–] DurakSuka 8 years ago

Only in 'Murrica, folks!

[–] tennismenace 8 years ago

Lol. Good stuff, bro!