EASILY the worst movie EVER.
Sometimes I comment on a certain movie that it could only be worse if it had justin "douche bag" long in it or if it was directed by Uwe Boll.
Not this movie.
This movie IS as bad as it gets. It truly can NOT be ANY worse.
I wouldn't even wish my worst enemy to have to watch this horrible random collection of scenes.
It was torture. Absolute torture.
A movie like this should come with a HUGE warning message that you are about to utterly waste 2 hours of your life on this pretentious drivel.
I would rather have all my toenails pulled out then have to watch this again.
Yes, it really is THAT bad.