The Coward - Impractical Jokers (2011) Discussion

[–] merilee112 8 years ago

Actually none of them are virgins. In the episode Puncture Perfect when they're giving Murr the quiz on their lives they quickly ask him in what order did they lose their virginities. Murr answers Q, him, Sal, and Joe. So Sal was the next-to-last one to lose his.

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[–] Arvin-G-Borkar 8 years ago

I figured that, but it makes me wonder if his squeamishness, gets in the way of his sexual relations.

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[–] jypsigal 8 years ago

wasn't it Q, sal, Murr then Joe?

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[–] merilee112 8 years ago

Could be. I know none of them are still virgins, Q was first, and Joe was last.

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[–] tsaintx 8 years ago

Stalker.

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[–] BeOneOfUs 8 years ago

You can't honestly think he's a virgin!
He's about 35....He's famous....He's good looking.
Why the hell would he be a virgin?

Because he gets grossed out easily? Really?? lol

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[–] Arvin-G-Borkar 8 years ago

Well the way he acts it is as if he has never touched the innards of an animal. I mean being sexual is probably one of the more gross things because it deals with another's body fluids etc. yet we never imagine it to be because you actually LIKE that person.

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[–] BeOneOfUs 8 years ago

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Well the way he acts it is as if he has never touched the innards of an animal.

Is touching the innards of an animal a normal thing to do where you are from? lol
I can't say I ever have either and to be honest, I would be quite grossed out by things like that too.....But I'm not a virgin lol.

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[–] Arvin-G-Borkar 8 years ago

Innards of an animal.

Judging by your imdb account name, I cannot tell if you are male or female. If you are female, it may not be a big deal because you rarely have to touch another person's innards unless you are lesbian. For a guy, we literally have to pleasure the female (or at least I do) by putting my finger in or two, in a female's vagina to get her off. I mean it is all a part of the process. Humans, biologically, are animals. So now that I was more SPECIFIC and GRAPHIC in what I meant by why I would think Sal is a virgin, I hope you understand. If he is grossed out by putting his hand in a cows butt (AKA vagina), then logic dictates that he may actually not like other bodily fluids from any other animals INCLUDING female humans.

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[–] littlebittypretty1 8 years ago

This is a very interesting thread lol. I kind of think he's asexual because everything grosses him out. Maybe he double bags it like Murr used to. Who knows.

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[–] Arvin-G-Borkar 8 years ago

It truly makes me wonder if future generations are even ready to have any sexual relations at all. For me to go into graphic detail of what I said, to explain myself, seems like people really do not know how to have it. I mean GEEZUS, I would hope the last poster understood what I was getting at. Sex is not just about sticking your penis inside a vagina. There are things that lead up to it and all the bodily fluids that are exchanged.

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[–] BeOneOfUs 8 years ago

Like Sal, I am quite easily grossed out too.
But not when it comes to sex.
I would cringe if I had to fist a cow......Not quite the same as doing it to an actual woman lol.

Come on, this discussion is absurd.

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[–] BeOneOfUs 8 years ago

I hate to be the one to tell you this, sir.....But human beings are not animals lol.
I cannot believe you are actually comparing putting your hand up a cows vagina to pleasuring an actual human lady! lol

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[–] Arvin-G-Borkar 8 years ago

Well now you're just trolling.

Biologically, humans ARE animals.

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[–] BeOneOfUs 8 years ago

I'm not trolling.
Technically humans are mammals not animals but either way...
You still can't compare a cow's vagina to a human's! LOL

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[–] tlr2902 8 years ago

Technically humans are mammals not animals but either way...

Dude...Mammals are still animals.

I was horribly grossed out when he had to stick his hand up the cow's hoo-hoo. Also, Q said "no one throws up quite like Sal." Well I do. I felt his pain as if I was there. I'd have been throwing up right beside him.

Also, there is quite a bit of difference between a woman and a cow. Seriously!

I am also germophobic, but not quite to the extent that Sal is.

This was also not his worst punishment like he said. Digging through elephant poop, would have been my guess for worst punishment.

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[–] christianhgrey 8 years ago

Mammal is an animal lol

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[–] Arvin-G-Borkar 8 years ago

Well the way he acts it is as if he has never touched the innards of an animal. I mean being sexual is probably one of the more gross things because it deals with another's body fluids etc. yet we never imagine it to be because you actually LIKE that person.

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[–] DimlyGlowingEmber 8 years ago

They've all repeatedly said they're turning 40 this year.

All the rest had their birthdays, and Sal's is in "November sometime" according to Joe.

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[–] FucCapulet 8 years ago

OP is a virgin

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[–] tsaintx 8 years ago

Sounds like there's a lot of virgins on here.

What did her boobs feel like? Like a couple of sand bags. Felt good!

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[–] BeOneOfUs 8 years ago

That may explain why he thinks someone would be grossed out by a ladies vagina if they are grossed out by a cow's vagina...

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[–] FucCapulet 8 years ago

OP says:
Sal = squeamish
Squeamish = Virgin
OP = Squeamish too

...therefore...

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[–] Arvin-G-Borkar 8 years ago

Funny thing is, I am actually no a virgin; however, yes, I am squeamish of body fluids of others. I just have to get over it every time I pleasure a gal and after I finish, I feel nauseated.

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[–] FucCapulet 8 years ago

You must be a virgin by your own logic. And if adult time with a woman makes you nauseous, you might not like women; not that there's anything wrong with that.

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[–] BeOneOfUs 8 years ago

If you are squeamish of that kind of thing but you aren't a virgin, then why would you wonder whether Sal was a virgin for also being squeamish?

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[–] BeOneOfUs 8 years ago

Maybe he just kind of tested the waters and then backed out.

LOL I think you could be right there.

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[–] RickEL811 8 years ago

I know a guy...HUGE! Big "he-man" type, lifts weights, plays all kinds of tough man sports, could knock down an elephant with one punch. Seems he's quite a ladies man too, I've never seen him outside of work without a woman... tough guy!!!

Faints at the sight of blood. Can't cut up a raw chicken from the supermarket.

Opinion? Some people just can't stand certain things.

I'm a dirty old man and I'm going to be one until I'm a dead old man

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