Unbearably terrible/annoying
Started watching this last night; my god what an annoying and terrible movie. I usually love Sam Rockwell but man this was just too much. Both the main characters were just way too over the top quirky; you can't just have 2 extremely quirky people on screen being over the top annoying quirky for an hour and half and not offer much more.
Not only that but it was extremely predictable; I called out literally within the first 10 minutes she was going to find out he was an assassin, get mad at him, then she gets kidnapped and he comes to get her and she forgives him and stays with him. Also they gave no time to the one interesting thing; the fact that he like went insane and started to only kill the people that hired him and the potential fall out of that.
It was unbearable; like imagine you take the quirky humor of a film like Grosse Point Blank but on crack and meth at the same time. "Since I've been with you I feel, like, I've been in a coma"; this line was the final straw for me at the 40 minute mark I shut it off.
Not only that but the film is trying to show him as competent hitman but clearly no one is familiar with firearms and it basically slaps realism in the face. Like how he can hear a rifle fire BEFORE the bullet reaches him so he can dodge it. I am quite certain that is NOT how bullets work.
Then the knife throwing scene this "you have the gift" too they are just throwing knives at each other and catching them perfectly. Doesn't that sort of thing require; i don't know, TRAINING. God what an unbearably bad movie. Sure I had a few chuckles here and there but man was the humor muddled up by the over the top quirky behavior.