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I saw this in a dream last night


I believe the version of Room 237 I watched in my sleep was the definitive edition. When I awoke, I forgot the biggest part of it, but I do remember the garish evil carpet and there was some evil snow too. The William Shatner interview sticks in my head though. Harping on about Captain Kirk like he played him or something (we all know that was Chris Pine).

Does anyone know when my entirely imagined dream version will be released on bluray?

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What are you talking about?

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I know right?!

Families is where our nation finds hope. Where wings take dream

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I had a dream that I rented your dream on Betamax, and while I was watching your dream I was eating raisins but they kept saying anti-Semitic things, which of course made me want to eat them more so it would stop, but I got really sick of raisins and my stomach hurt, and the box of raisins was still full, like it was regenerating. And then I turned your dream off because it sucked.

Does anyone know when my dream about his entirely imagined dream version of Room 237 will be released on eight-track cassette?

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Well last night I had a dream in which I saw you watching Haroldbishops dream on Betamax - I tried to tell you that it would never catch on and that you should opt for VHS but you just kept ignoring me and carried on eating rabbit poo.

Does anyone know when my entirely true account of what happened will be released nation-wide in cinemas?

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I dreamed of new format that beams the movie via laser directly into the recipients anus. It stings but you once it's in there you can call it up anytime you like. Anyway, during a (I call it proceedure), of Room 237 there was an imaginary cat taunting me with a top hat on. It spoke to me of possibilities for a sequel. The Shining 2: Danny Smells Toast. Danny Torrance is now a big brave mountain rescue guy (Played of course by Dwayne Johnson) and he ain't afraid of no ghosts. One day whilst accidentally burning his toast, he has a flashback to when he was one of the Village People in 1936. Hilarity ensues as Danny and his new band of heroes set out to caught mischief and naughtiness in a the little town of Shiningsville.

During my dream of Room 237 I saw no mention of this. I though it was supposed to be definitive? Pah!!!

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In all seriousness that sounds like a wicked awesome movie. If there are any Hollywood bigwigs reading this thread, make it happen.

Ohhh...you know, they should remake The Shining and have every character played by Bill Cosby. What do you think?

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Wait! Captain Kirk? You're talking about space exploration! And white snow like the white surface of the moon. It's all so obvious! Clearly it was really you who faked the moon landing!

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