If u want to hear ramlings + possible fan fiction watch this? Otherwise
if you want to actually not hate the movie either before or after you've seen it then don't watch this. Apparently, not one single second of movie time is accidental or simple. Every single second has a huge, painfully elaborated, hidden meaning about life.
I feel sorry for anyone who watches this before they watch the movie because they'll thinking about the protracted interpretations of this movie as if they're now tasked to match things one by one instead of just sitting back, putting their feet up and enjoying Kubrick films straight up, no chaser.